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Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it. — Dana Gould

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes! — Dana Gould

You can have the best people in the business, but if they're not collaborating - and they're butting heads - then it's all going to go south. — Dana Brunetti

I like to go with the energy because when you ignore it that's when you start doing things wrong. — Dana Plato

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry, and Don't scream. — Dana Gould

We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term. — Dana Perino

Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in. — Dana Gould

Freedom is what's left when the belief systems deconstruct. — Dana Gore

Now, her doc doesn't say any of this was the reason her mommy parts cleaned house, but she doesn't say it helped, either. Dana's — Chuck Palahniuk

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day. — Dana Gould

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato

It's my dream, my goal to be good at Olympics, anywhere they are in the world. — Dana Hussein

It's not difficult for me to hide emotion, since I've always hidden it in my personal life. — Dana Andrews

Have you ever closed your eyes and listened to the sound of your own mother's voice? — Dana Spiotta

There are days when I think I don't believe anymore. When I think I've grown too old for miracles. And that's right when another seems to happen. — Dana Reinhardt

There's no going back from what happened. You can go back and understand the past, but you can't go back and change it. — Dana Reinhardt

Just sit down and write!

Me circa 2009 — Dana S. Feldman

You have to celebrate the gifts because life is so hard and I think once you realize life's gonna be hard, the good stuff really comes forward. — Dana Reeve

It's your destiny to be here, Dana."
"Oh really. How nice. Is it Brandon's destiny to be here too?"
"Yep. — James L. Rubart

You can learn a lot from somebody's video bio: if you're not going to gel with the actor or a crew. — Dana Brunetti

It's important to have the diversity of thought and approach that comes with being a woman. — Dana Bash

I don't care what colour you are, I don't care what country you're from. We're all human beings, fighting's in our DNA. We get it. And we like it. — Dana White

If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice. — Dana Gould

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism! — Dana Gould

Remember that you create your world. It's not what happens to you, but how you choose to deal with it. — Dana Delany

I've got to be honest, there's no pleasure when you're working. — Dana Plato

I like to buy books for the kids in my family. I guess that's why they call me the 'mean' aunt. — Dana Spiotta

I'm so freaking competitive it's unbelievable. — Dana Torres

My legacy to me is-when I drop dead and they're at my funeral - I want my three kids to get up and say, 'He's an awesome dad'. — Dana White

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. — Dana Gould

I always think the novelist should go to the culture's dark places and poke around. Pose a lot of hard questions. — Dana Spiotta

there's something satisfying and liberating about covering ground solely by moving our own bodies. — Dana L. Ayers

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows. — Dana Gould

To speak from a particular place and time is not provincialism but part of a writer's identity. — Dana Gioia

A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals. — Dana Gould

It's okay to have butterflies in your stomach, as long as you make them fly in formation, — Dana Perino

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly. — Dana Gould

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules. — Dana Snyder

I'd be nervous about skiing, wondering what I'd do if I felt shaky on top of a mountain; but other diabetics do ski, so there's no reason I couldn't. — Dana Hill

If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia. — Dana Marie Bell

I had come out of the city, where story-telling is a manufactured science, to the country where story-telling is a by-product of life. — Dana Burnet

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.' — Dana Carvey

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7. — Dana Gould

There's imperfect food out there that just needs a mouth to bite into it. — Dana Cowin

Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on. — Dana Gould

Tell me it's forbidden, unthinkable, and that's where I want to go. Because the chances are it's complicated, and the complications are meaningful. — Dana Spiotta

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill! — Dana Gould

I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman. — Dana Gould

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up. — Dana Gould

It's harder and harder to make a well-done romantic comedy these days because the conventions have been so played out. — Dana Fox

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them. — Dana Snyder

How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half? — Dana Gould

Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call. — Dana Gould

The devil's in the details! — Dana Gaines Robinson

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew! — Dana Gould

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice. — Dana Gould

And that's how a life changes
it could go either way, and then it just goes one way. — Dana Spiotta

I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children. — Dana Gould

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door ... — Dana Gould

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding. — Dana Gould

Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear. — Dana Marie Bell

Sin hath broke the world's sweet peace
unstrung
Th' harmonious chords to which the angels sung. — Richard Henry Dana Jr.

The profoundest facts in the earth's history prove that the oceans have always been oceans. — James Dwight Dana

When you break life down, it's about 100% time management. — Dana Gould

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger. — Dana Gould

Boxing is your father's sport. — Dana White

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. — Dana Gould

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store. — Dana Gould

I think a lot of people truly underestimate how much planning is involved in a teacher's work cycle. — Dana Goldstein

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us? — Dana Gould

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby. — Dana Gould

As has often been said, a ship is like a lady's watch, always out of repair. — Richard Henry Dana Jr.

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes. — Dana Gould

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family. — Dana Gould

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

Visiting Anderson Silva. He's doing AMAZING! Leg is healing fast and will be walking without crutches in 30 days. — Dana White

Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen. — Dana Gould

The power lies with content creators now, but if you can't reach people, there's no point. — Dana Brunetti

There's guys like me who aren't going to the theater, so distributors are leaving money on the table. — Dana Brunetti

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no. — Dana Gould

It's rare to find women who have that balance between work and life, who are really psyched for another woman's success. — Dana Fox

Sometimes something makes perfect sense, and then it's a complete mystery when you look at it the next day, — Dana Reinhardt

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid ... — Dana Gould

You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away? — Dana Marie Bell

It's easy to fall in love among the winding cobblestone streets and snow-covered castles of Prague, but is it a good idea? — Dana Newman

In the country, a semicircle is the shortest line between two points. — Dana Burnet

The cars haven't advanced that much since we were kids. When you boil it down, it's still a gas combustion engine. — Dana Brunetti

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey. — Dana Gould

If I had the opportunity to buy the latest movie that's out that month and watch it on the comfort of my big screen TV, I would pay for that. — Dana Brunetti

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. — Dana Gould

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working. — Dana Gould

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault. — Dana Gould

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm! — Dana Gould

She growled.
He gave her a considering look. "That's almost sexy. — Dana Marton

Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety. — Dana Gould

The roof was torn off the gym. God's way of telling the jocks that they'd better remember who's really charge. — Dana Reinhardt

Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look ... great? — Dana Gould