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My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much. — Dana Gould

I feel like I have so many middle-aged women who look up to me. — Dana Torres

He wants us to search for Him as for hidden treasure, leaving no stone unturned. — Dana Candler

I know a lot about Jewish comedians. — Dana Snyder

I need one psychological expert to help me concentrate. — Dana Hussein

The overall message is 'one love,' which means love begins with oneself. If you can't love yourself, you can't love anyone around you. — Simphiwe Dana

An INDEPENDENT Mind ...
... is a terrible thing to waste — Dana Gore

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans ... — Dana Gould

Now, her doc doesn't say any of this was the reason her mommy parts cleaned house, but she doesn't say it helped, either. Dana's — Chuck Palahniuk

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato

The daylight needs no praise, and so we praise it always- greater than ourselves and all the airy words we summon. — Dana Gioia

Even a documentary portrait of a person that tries to be very accurate is shaped by the filmmaker in so many ways. — Dana Spiotta

Just recognize that you are not going to become a comfortable public speaker overnight. It can take a long time. — Dana Perino

Yes. You're a cunt. C you next Tuesday, Dana! My — Vi Keeland

There are days when I think I don't believe anymore. When I think I've grown too old for miracles. And that's right when another seems to happen. — Dana Reinhardt

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will. — Dana Stabenow

How come you're always so mean?
Howie Katelnikof — Dana Stabenow

Take any job, get started and stop with the video games and pot. I'm not for that. — Dana Perino

No day should be without romance — Dana Bennett

Unless you are Stephen King, a book signing is attended by maybe 40 or 50 people. — Dana Stabenow

I'm the kind of person that if I see someone else crying, I cry too. I take on that emotion. — Dana Davis

It's important to have the diversity of thought and approach that comes with being a woman. — Dana Bash

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake. — Dana Gould

There must be a way to get more of these in me faster, thought the inventor of pea soup as he sat eating peas. — Dana Gould

Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years ... — Dana Gould

I'm tired of hurting, Lord. I'm tired of being scared. I'm tired of losing. — Dana Mentink

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey

I don't know how many people there are with a million dollars who are inclined to give it to a writers' retreat. — Dana Stabenow

Unless we provide consequences for activities and actions that are wrong, we are not going to get any truth. — Dana Rohrabacher

Say little. But when you speak, utter gentle words that touch the heart. Be truthful. Express kindness. Abstain from vanity. This is the way. — Dana Perino

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby. — Dana Gould

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago. — Dana Gould

I used to pessimistically think I was going to die alone, but now I optimistically know I'm going to die hoping to meet someone. — Dana Gould

We have become accustomed to living our life with joy amidst pain and challenges. — Dana Reeve

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no. — Dana Gould

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. — Dana Carvey

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer. — Dana Gould

Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'. — Dana Gould

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie? — Dana Gould

Boxing is your father's sport. — Dana White

I'll never be alone, because I'll always have My Problems with me! — Dana Gould

Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships. — Dana Gould

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship. — Dana Gould

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice. — Dana Gould

Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later. — Dana Scott

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us? — Dana Gould

Hello! Hunk getting naked time. You expected me not to look? — Dana Marie Bell

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store. — Dana Gould

I think a lot of people truly underestimate how much planning is involved in a teacher's work cycle. — Dana Goldstein

It takes a long time to write a novel when you have to keep interrupting your work to earn money. — Dana Spiotta

Just to deliver one high-quality 45 minute lesson requires many hours of planning in advance. — Dana Goldstein

We must seek to keep a right view of Jesus and to remember He is always after greater love. — Dana Candler

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger. — Dana Gould

I'm for freedom, which I believe is a universal value that every human being is and that is a gift from God. — Dana Perino

I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy. — Dana Gould

Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack. — Dana Gould

The public library is a center of public happiness first, of public education next. — John Cotton Dana

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone. — Dana Gould

I think you take whatever it is that you would do for free and you figure out the way to do it. — Dana White

When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties. — Dana Stabenow

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you. — Dana Gould

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change. — Dana Gould

Binge viewing has been around since DVD box sets. — Dana Brunetti

I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies! — Dana Gould

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think. — Dana Carvey

I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree. — Dana Burnet

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. — Dana Gould

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward ... — Dana Gould

Well, you're gonna have to put your big girl panties on and deal with it! — Dana Perino

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family. — Dana Gould

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

She sort of had a mushroom childhood.'
'A what?'
'She was plunked down in the dark and fed a lot of bullshit. — Dana Marie Bell

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles. — Dana Gould

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically. — Dana Gould

O Suburbs of Despair
where nothing but the weather ever changes! — Dana Gioia

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes. — Dana Gould

...Long story longer... — Dana Gould

The library is what keeps us a step ahead of the apes. — Dana Stabenow

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation. — Dana Gould

Nothing says "I'm sexy" like appearing as if you've just blown the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. — Dana Marie Bell

had a smattering of chest hair that looked — Dana Marton

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers. — Dana Gould

Carbon dioxide is ... being portrayed as a pollutant; in fact, it makes things grow, and it is not toxic to humans. — Dana Rohrabacher

God, being noble sucked ass. — Dana Marie Bell

The ignorant man marvels at the exceptional; the wise man marvels at the common; the greatest wonder of all is the regularity of nature. — George Dana Boardman Pepper

The issue of doing an adaptation of a book is the theater of the mind, and so you always face that. — Dana Brunetti

Life must continue, even with the security situation so bad, because I have ambitions. I love this sport too much. — Dana Hussein

As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos. — Dana Gould

As has often been said, a ship is like a lady's watch, always out of repair. — Richard Henry Dana Jr.

Science fiction is the agent provocateur of literature. — Dana Stabenow

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes. — Dana Gould

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle. — Dana Carvey

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

I think I deserve an apology. — Dana Perino

I love trying new restaurants. — Dana Goodyear

I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls. — Dana Reinhardt

Will I have to use a litter box?
Emma to Max after he just explained she'll be turning into a puma shifter
The Wallflower (Halle Pumas Book 1) — Dana Marie Bell