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Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
— Mitch Hedberg
I am at that age when you panic at the slightest thing.
— Rupert Everett
Humor is just another defense against the
universe. — Mel Brooks
universe. — Mel Brooks
My history writing was based on what I saw in strange, exotic places rather than just reading books.
— Tony Judt
Do all to change your environment; don't allow your environment to change you.
— Israelmore Ayivor
I always wanted to be known as a songwriter and not just a songbird.
— Carly Rae Jepsen
Knight's disdain for Thoreau was bottomless - 'he had no deep insight into nature'...
— Michael Finkel
If you plant kindness, you'll reap love.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
...the first twenty years of the republic had done more harm to Italy than the Fascists and Nazis combined.
— Marco Vichi
Im known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose
— Big L
You can't change the market; the market just is.
— Wayne Rogers
I will share one of them with you now: most people don't want trouble, but frightened people are liable to do very dangerous things.
— Ann Leckie
Let us preach grace till humility just starts to grow in us.
— Timothy Keller