Cynthia Heimel Quotes
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Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces.
— Cynthia Heimel
Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons.
— Cynthia Heimel
When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese.
— Cynthia Heimel
Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.
— Cynthia Heimel
Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.
— Cynthia Heimel
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
— Cynthia Heimel
Lots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontories while searching for my muse.
— Cynthia Heimel
There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
— Cynthia Heimel
Women are not ladies. The term connotates females who are simultaneously put on a pedestal and patronized.
— Cynthia Heimel
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
— Cynthia Heimel
Not one woman over seventeen has any faith in her skin tone, and no woman over thirty can ever regard her upper arms with equanimity.
— Cynthia Heimel
A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.
— Cynthia Heimel
Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.
— Cynthia Heimel
![Cynthia Heimel Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: [On her dogs:] I have four now. My](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/cynthia-heimel-quotes-by-cynthia-heimel-1944690.jpg "Cynthia Heimel Quotes By Cynthia Heimel: [On her dogs:] I have four now. My")
[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.
— Cynthia Heimel
Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.
— Cynthia Heimel
Here is Heimel's Law: Anything you fantasize about won't come true. So just cut it out.
— Cynthia Heimel
Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.
— Cynthia Heimel
You never get anywhere until you figure out the difference between passion and compassion.
— Cynthia Heimel
We know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we're tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill.
— Cynthia Heimel
The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.
— Cynthia Heimel
Enough about you let's hear about me.
— Cynthia Heimel
Men, being conditioned badly, are always feeling nooses closing around their necks, even dumpy boors no girl would take on a bet.
— Cynthia Heimel
Sex is not some sort of pristine, reverent ritual. You want reverent and pristine, go to church.
— Cynthia Heimel
It seems to me, correct me if I'm wrong, that there are an awful lot of people in Manhattan. And it's getting worse.
— Cynthia Heimel
Dogs are us, only innocent.
— Cynthia Heimel