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Real men do not work for fame. That is what I think. Popularity is just a piece of crap. I prefer a private life. — Aishah Madadiy

It was the calm before the storm, and holy crap, my bones knew it was going to be the storm of my life. — Tijan

It's crap that you're letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life. — Colleen Hoover

I need more than the streets. I don't want to be a floating crap game all my life. I want to be something ... anything. — Hubert Selby Jr.

Life is crap but sometimes you find the right people where it might be okay for a while. — Me

I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it. — Jo Brand

Life is too short for 500 pages of crap. — Roman Blaire

You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there. — Bea Arthur

What are the symptoms of being fucked-up?' 'I've got crap in my life that I wish I hadn't. And I'm not good at dealing with it. Am I making sense? — Graeme Simsion

If you want something different, do something different. "Same crap, different day" doesn't describe the day; it describes your attitude towards it. — Steve Maraboli

When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad it's coming out. — Charles Barkley

Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. — Kyle Johnson

It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don't want to spend my life being angry. — Stella McCartney

Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding in the can. — Simone Elkeles

Life is a crap carnival with shit prizes. — Stephen King

Good luck and the eternal interlinked cycle of life crap. — Kate Griffin

Socrates said that an unexamined life is not worth living. But you know, an over-examined life can be a real crap festival, too. — Alex Bosworth

Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for. — James Taylor

Having two-faced friends is like keeping a crap in your life. — Jhinang

The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It's all crap. — Ray Bradbury

but who gives a crap? There's no need, just vandalize their crops by stealing and not giving back. Not recommended for real life though. — Silvia O'Dwyer

to Maxfield to get away from the crap I'd put up with all my life in lousy schools. I wasn't going to let a couple — Robison Wells

Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I'm scared of that crap. I don't know if I can fight or survive life's shit again. — Becca Lee

We did all the tourist crap, but I just wanted to sit in a cafe and watch people — Sara Shepard

Life is crappy and unfair some times. But deciding what yo do with that crap is all up to you — Unknown

It was an odd sort of urge, as though I had a craving to clear all the crap out of my life - but if I did that I wouldn't own anything. — Gary Reilly

One of life's joys was to have friends who gave you reality checks ... who would call you on your crap before it rose so high you drowned in it. — David Brin

Life gets so ridiculous, you just have to brush it off like sand and laugh. I think the laughter is good medicine for crap-itis. — Ace Antonio Hall

Life throws too much crap at us as it is, so why hold onto something negative if we don't have to? — Natasha Preston

A make believe life doesn't win friends and influence people. It bores the crap out of those living the dream. — Melody Carstairs

Mute the venomous self-talk in your mind. Eliminate the poisonous theory of, "Same Crap, Different Day." Today is a new day - make it count! — Steve Maraboli

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. — Scott Adams

It's the simple things in life, and all that crap. — Darynda Jones

Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way. — Jennifer Harrison

Life is full of crap, so don't add any crap in too it, because it will stick — Zybejta "Beta" Metani' Marashi

God knows I've done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers. — Dustin Hoffman

I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life. — Helen Reddy

Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap. — Derek Raymond