Cracking Me Up Quotes

Heights don't bother me ... It's falling and cracking my skull that freaks me out. — Jason Marsden

Eulalia turned and smiled at me brilliantly, showing her tongue, her face cracking open like a brown snake's egg hatching. — Laurie Lee

Behind me the branches of a wasted and sterile existence are cracking. — Gustav Mahler

All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money. — Norm MacDonald

There was no darkness so profound as the simple daylight they left me in, nor any noise so soul-cracking as the silence left when they departed. — Various

His arms held me like I was made of glass. Glass that you wanted to protect without cracking, but crush into your soul for safekeeping. — Shelly Crane

A couple of times, I felt like I was cracking and I couldn't go on, and God would put another person in my place to help me. — Taya Kyle