Cousin Funny Quotes
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Cousin Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married.
— Cherise Sinclair
I'm good. I mean, I want to die, but I'm good.
— Kenneth Logan
And to be wroth with one we love ... Doth work like madness in the brain.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
— S.C. Stephens
Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.
— Louise Erdrich
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
My beauty simply shines forth like the sun!
— Valentina
Hey, Wormkit!" Shrewkit called down. "Why don't you tunnel underneath? You're not supposed to be a moor runner like us!
— Erin Hunter
Catholics are every bit as diverse as any other sort of voters out there, with conservative Democrats and moderates.
— Bob Casey Jr.
Of all the band of personal traitors the sense of humor is the most dangerous.
— Margery Allingham
My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'Alec chuckled.
'It's only funny if he's not your cousin.'
'It's funny because it's true. — Julia Quinn
You are only as good as the woman you are standing beside.
— Charlie Chaplin
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
— Rodney Dangerfield
'Perfect' is the enemy of 'good enough'.
— Meg Whitman
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The secret of Big Macs is that they're not very good, but every one is not very good in exactly the same way.
— Joel Spolsky
