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Couple Humor Quotes By Neil Simon: I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple — Neil Simon

Couple Humor Quotes By Shirley Hughes: Privately he called them a couple of puffed-up,

Privately he called them a couple of puffed-up, dressed-up, made-up, stuck-up, brainless parakeets. — Shirley Hughes

Couple Humor Quotes By Jayde Scott: Not only is he mentally challenged, all he

Not only is he mentally challenged, all he has is a couple of scary fangs and absolutely no idea what kind of fire is in this furnace. — Jayde Scott

Couple Humor Quotes By A.J. Lauer: Goodness, a girl steps out of the office

Goodness, a girl steps out of the office for a couple days and the whole world ends! — A.J. Lauer

Couple Humor Quotes By Bill Bailey: There we go, that's it. I just hold

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours. — Bill Bailey

Couple Humor Quotes By Brian Andreas: I'm not sure if there's one right place

I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat. — Brian Andreas

Couple Humor Quotes By Solange Nicole: Watching the couple, she silently wishes she had

Watching the couple, she silently wishes she had just cleaned out her damn coffee pot. — Solange Nicole

Couple Humor Quotes By Lois Greiman: You lose a couple of pounds and get

You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart. — Lois Greiman

Couple Humor Quotes By Aimee Bender: We're like the couple on the sitcom that

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Couple Humor Quotes By Katie McGarry: Allison's eyes dart between me and the knives.

Allison's eyes dart between me and the knives. Yeah, lady, a couple of hours in jail and I've moved from destruction of property to sociopath. — Katie McGarry

Couple Humor Quotes By Keri L. Sparks: What else is life but a couple of

What else is life but a couple of pickles in a jar. — Keri L. Sparks

Couple Humor Quotes By Shannon Jaeger: Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities

Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple. — Shannon Jaeger

Couple Humor Quotes By Honeya: Never make a person feel, that he/she is

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya

Couple Humor Quotes By Caroline George: Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes,

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

Couple Humor Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Geography is just physics slowed down, with a

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it. — Terry Pratchett

Couple Humor Quotes By H.M. Ward: What kind of married couple uses a pole

What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night? — H.M. Ward

Couple Humor Quotes By R.C. Dilan: the only thing in his head was a

the only thing in his head was a couple of drunk hamsters stumbling towards the wheel. — R.C. Dilan

Couple Humor Quotes By Forrest Carr: I killed a couple of people," Scooter said.

I killed a couple of people," Scooter said. "Wanna play cards? — Forrest Carr

Couple Humor Quotes By Andrew Sturm: I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl

I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight. — Andrew Sturm

Couple Humor Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Walt is dead. And, after a couple of

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too. — P. J. O'Rourke

Couple Humor Quotes By Michelle M. Pillow: Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment. — Michelle M. Pillow

Couple Humor Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: For desert, maybe we can split a couple

For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs. — Nicholas Sparks

Couple Humor Quotes By David James Duncan: And onto the screen pops a couple of

And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap got the dinner plates — David James Duncan

Couple Humor Quotes By Rachel Caine: Michael had to pound me a couple of

Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire. — Rachel Caine

Couple Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a

Did you sleep well?"
"No, I made a couple of mistakes. — Steven Wright

Couple Humor Quotes By Tony Vigorito: He lost himself somewhere on the harmless side

He lost himself somewhere on the harmless side of lunacy, slightly south of innocuous but definetly north of demented. — Tony Vigorito

Couple Humor Quotes By Jim Butcher: I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire

I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket. — Jim Butcher

Couple Humor Quotes By Faith McKay: Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies,

Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame! — Faith McKay

Couple Humor Quotes By Joss Ware: But then it was over too quickly and

But then it was over too quickly and they pulled away. She knew they couldn't stand there and kiss like a couple on the run in a thriller. — Joss Ware

Couple Humor Quotes By Jim Butcher: I've had a tense couple of days. And

I've had a tense couple of days. And I've got to tell you, burning someone's face off sounds like a great way to relax. — Jim Butcher

Couple Humor Quotes By Demetri Martin: A couple weeks ago I was on the

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin