Condom Quotes
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Condom Quotes & Sayings
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The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.
— Chris Kasparoza
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.
— Joycelyn Elders
Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
— Thabo Mbeki
I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."~Evan Loehr — Jessica Scott
Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. Is that supposed to be a used condom?
— Shelly Laurenston
I thought you were trying to prove to the board you're responsible?''I'll use a condom. Does that count? — Sarah Morgan
Brownies and a condom.
— Jill Shalvis
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
— Bill Cosby
I screwed the King of the Man-whores - condom-free - in a damned shed, because I'm classy like that.
— Joanna Wylde
Sometimes you're about as funny as a busted condom.
— Mark Coggins
The media is Obama's scandal condom.
— Greg Gutfeld
There's only so much I can do aside from locking him in his room or super gluing a condom to his penis
— R.K. Ryals
Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
— Carroll Bryant
did he bring a condom to have sex with a woman with no uterus?
— Carol Maloney Scott
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.
— Sophie Kinsella
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
— Adam Carolla
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.
— Martine McCutcheon
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?
— Rachel Vincent
The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.
— Richard Branson
Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?
— Tara Sivec
By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.
— Chuck Palahniuk
She didn't tell me to use a condom, so I didn't: a bit of a risk, but it's her risk, not mine,
— David Mitchell
Good thing he's not your boyfriend, though, Tina. He's so skinny, I think a condom would pop right off.
— Courtney Milan
The condom has saved so many lives, and it'll save so many more lives. We really owe a great deal to the rubber tree.
— Mechai Viravaidya
The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.
— J. B. Smoove
maybe the love of my life got stuck in a condom
— Nikki Davey
Everybody know that condom and birth control was white man scheme to kill off black people, but he don't care.
— Marlon James
When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, "You want me to wear a condom?!
— Jarod Kintz
I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
— Dana Gould
Sex without a condom was just a physical symbol of an emotional barricade destroyed.
— Melanie Harlow
So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say
— Kenneth Eade
My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means "too stupid to use a condom.
— John Goode
But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty.
— Lauren Beukes
Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell.
— Merlyn Gabriel Miller
And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex with anyone else, ruined for using a condom with this girl.
— Christina Lauren
Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.
— Stephen King
I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom.
— Jane Fonda
I don't have a condom.
— Kendall Ryan
I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That's why I'm wearing a condom.)
— Jarod Kintz
Didn't use a condom," he says with genuine regret in his eyes. "I'm sorry, I got so carried away. You're on birth control, right?
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
It's like a condom, Min, holes happen, I said,
— Mary Calmes
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
— Bill Engvall
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.
— Wendy Wright
No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.
— Natasha Friend
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms
— Richard Branson
Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.
— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
No one has invented a condom for the pen yet
— Khushwant Singh
If you're going to have sex, use a condom.
— Dennis Rodman
I hate it when people take so long to drink a single glass. IT is like putting on a condom to masturbate.
— Gregory David Roberts
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
She's been used more often than a jailhouse condom.
— Michael Robotham
It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,
— Christine Zolendz
If you want to stop, tell me now," he said as he ripped open a condom wrapper."Stop and I kill you. — Katie Reus
