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What's the point in being here if you have to follow a computer? What is this, a fucking Turing test in reverse? — Ahmir Questlove Thompson

When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day. — Seth Lloyd

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer. — Clare Boothe Luce

What's proper workplace etiquette for picking up computer and tossing out window? Open window first or break glass? — Abigail Roux

For truly, what computer has not asked whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous instructions? — Stanislaw Lem

In William Shakespeare's Hamlet, "to be, or not to be, that is the question." In the 21st century, "to code, or not to code, that is the challenge. — Newton Lee

I treat business a bit like a computer game. I count money as points. I'm doing really well: making lots of money and lots of points. — Michael Dunlop

other computer wunderkind born in 1955. — Walter Isaacson

Wonderful craftsmanship, Simon decided with the expert eye of one who had played enough computer games to know art when he saw it. — Sorin Suciu

I started connecting things to my body during my childhood. I approached the computer as a mediating element, as a form of visual art. — Steve Mann

The radio of my youth ... is now a quaint memory replaced by computer hard drives. — Phil Donahue

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot. — Sarah Jessica Parker

You don't even need a computer plugged into the back of your head to be hopelessly dependent on the system. — Russell Eric Dobda

The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank. — John Cale

Apple has struck a cultural nerve, especially with Generation X and Gen Y, while Windows and PC are viewed in essence as 'My parents' computer'. — Tim Bajarin

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home. — George Stephen

We need to build computers for the masses, not the classes, — Jack Tramiel

PCMCIA - People can't memorize computer industries acronyms — Andy Grove

Now, with no hate group to run, Jerry spent his days playing Mah-jong on his computer — Louis Theroux

The future of computer power is pure simplicity. — Douglas Adams

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book ... on my computer! — Meg Cabot

Computers are finite machines; when given the same input, they always produce the same output. — Greg Perry

I have never owned a computer. I am one of those weirdos. I've never needed a computer. I'm lucky that I have a job where I'm not required to use one. — Bill Nighy

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. — Ken Olsen

Prayer is ecstatic communication with your innernavigational computer. — Timothy Leary

The computer dictates how you do something, whereas with a pencil you're totally free. — James Dyson

The most advanced computer science programs in the world, and over the course of the Computer Center's life, thousands of students passed — Malcolm Gladwell

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive — Joseph Weizenbaum

Your mind and a computer have one thing in common: neither of them know the difference between the truth ... and what you tell it. — Ken Blanchard

In my childhood world, the sound of a modem dialing up to connect with another computer was the sound of freedom. I — Felicia Day

The next level. As though dating were a computer game. — Janette Rallison

Yo, you 14-carat gold slum computer wizard,
Tappin' inside my rap vein causes blizzards! — Ghostface Killah

Star Wars gave birth to all the computer-generated superhero films. — William Friedkin

Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer. — Ricky Gervais

I need to be able to work for 20 or 30 hours in one go in complete darkness, alone with just the computer glow. — Grimes

How does it feel to be seven thousand years old?"
"That depends."
"On what?"
"On how I want to feel. — Greg Egan

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. — Emo Philips

The Buddha resides as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain. — Robert M. Pirsig

In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development teams. — Grady Booch

I am Not a Pirate, I merely watch movies and delete them. Never store them on my computer. — Kalyan C. Kankanala

All these gadgets, the phone and the computer, they expose the inside of your brain in a way that's bad. — Michel Gondry

We stared out at the city that hummed and glittered like a computer chip deep in some unknowable machine, holding its secret like a poker hand — Janet Fitch

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? - Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon

We have never lived in a time with the opportunity to put a computer in the pocket of 5 billion people. — Marc Andreessen

It is harder to defend a computer than to attack it. — Mark Bowden

Every child should learn to program a computer because it will teach you how to think. — Steve Jobs

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various

The Macintosh was supposed to be the computer for people that just wanted to use a computer without having to learn how to use one. — Steve Jobs

You could have all the computer chips ever in the world and you won't create a consciousness. — Miguel Nicolelis

I like writing on piano and a computer, and a lot of 'Plans' came out of samples and vocal lines. — Ben Gibbard

Microsoft was founded with a vision of a computer on every desk, and in every home. We've never wavered from that vision. — Bill Gates

In 1966 I became president of the British Computer Society. — Lord Mountbatten

I invented it, Bill made it famous. — David Bradley

I'm on my computer a lot, but I swear I have an excuse! I spend about nine hours on media a day, but seven or eight of those are doing my schoolwork. — Nolan Gould

E-mail is the most influential application ever to appear on a personal computer, and it remains sadly deficient. — Alan Cooper

From my experience, QuickBooks is the easiest to use of the computer packages available. It also has a handy — Max Newnham

Institutions have the pathetic megalomania of the computer whose whole vision of the world is its own program. — Mary Douglas

An old guy was asked if he had ever googled himself. Probably not computer literate, he answered: "Of course, we all did, but we didn't call it that. — Mike Bove

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes. — Larry Wall

I can live without a computer. My assistant checks my e-mails. — Nobu Matsuhisa

He stopped what he was doing and pulled out his magic phone.
Okay, the phone wasn't magic, but it does things my computer struggles with. — Patricia Briggs

technological singularity," the state at which computer intelligence will have overtaken our own. — David Lagercrantz

Sean's our boy, big into computer games and football, wants to help the Redskins build a dynasty, though he doesn't really know what that means. — Catherine Coulter

Infinity minus one," chattered the computer. "Improbability sum now complete. — Douglas Adams

Is there a way to to contact someone's computer with yours?"
"Yes. It's called email," Wyatt replied. — S.J. Kincaid

Steve Jobs, the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool, designed to sever fools from their freedom, has died. — Richard Stallman

I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer. — Robert Patterson

We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside. — Jon Stewart

Faith is to the Christian what Google is to the computer! EL — Evinda Lepins

I see people putting text messages on the phone or computer and I think, 'Why don't you just call?' — William Shatner

Living with computers gives funny ideas. — Wim Crouwel

I'm more of the sneaker-wearing, computer geek type. — Jared Polis

It's amazing to me that owning your own computer was considered impossible. — Randy Wigginton

Though a modern woman's computer is more intimate than her bed ... — Elizaveta Mikhailichenko

When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students. — Alan Perlis

The computer is very good for me; I can magnify my work very easily. — Jean Giraud

I will argue that in the literal sense the programmed computer understands what the car and the adding machine understand, namely, exactly nothing. — John Searle

My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers. — Edward Abbey

I've got a computer, but I won't go near it. — Jo Stafford

Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?
- Eric, club dead. — Charlaine Harris

It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too. — Eugene Wigner

the screen and keyboard account for much of computers' weight. The intelligent part of a computer is a thousand times smaller than a Gucci buckle. — Ted Sargent

95% on content and the computer language remains the same. — Steve McConnell

Here's my library, where I don't do a lot of reading but mostly play Angry Birds on the computer. — J. Lynn

Computer animation is one way to liberate people from their circumstantial gravity, and it is one way to give them mental freedom. — Cai Guo-Qiang

If anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. — John Green

There are three great themes in science in the twentieth century : the atom, the computer, and the gene. — Harold E. Varmus

Family life is not a computer program that runs on its own; it needs continual input from everyone. — Neil Kurshan

Meditation should be the foremost technology of the 21st century; the technology of reprogramming the non-spatial universal computer. — Kedar Joshi

Whether it's a computer or a pen drawing, design is about drawing shapes and making physical things. — Jake Barton

I am the farthest thing from a computer genius. — Jonathan Brandis

Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist. — Friedrich L. Bauer

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them. — Hal Sparks

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected. — P. J. O'Rourke

You will not even have enough time to go online and download all the patches to your computer before it is infected. — Mikko Hypponen

Inevitably the machines must win, but there is still a long way to go before a human on his or her best day is unable to defeat the best computer. — Garry Kasparov

As a writer, you sit around a computer all day, and it's too easy to open another tab and keep Rotten Tomatoes there. — Evan Daugherty

I've done music since I would sit and make songs on my computer mic when I was 11. — Keith Stanfield

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman

Wikipedia is run by hippies of course - the same kind of impractical utopian losers who gave us the first affordable desktop computer and the iPod — Andre The BFG