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What's the point in being here if you have to follow a computer? What is this, a fucking Turing test in reverse?
— Ahmir Questlove Thompson
When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day.
— Seth Lloyd
Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.
— Clare Boothe Luce
What's proper workplace etiquette for picking up computer and tossing out window? Open window first or break glass?
— Abigail Roux
For truly, what computer has not asked whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous instructions?
— Stanislaw Lem
I treat business a bit like a computer game. I count money as points. I'm doing really well: making lots of money and lots of points.
— Michael Dunlop
other computer wunderkind born in 1955.
— Walter Isaacson
After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
You don't even need a computer plugged into the back of your head to be hopelessly dependent on the system.
— Russell Eric Dobda
The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank.
— John Cale
I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.
— George Stephen
We need to build computers for the masses, not the classes,
— Jack Tramiel
Now, with no hate group to run, Jerry spent his days playing Mah-jong on his computer
— Louis Theroux
The future of computer power is pure simplicity.
— Douglas Adams
Computers are finite machines; when given the same input, they always produce the same output.
— Greg Perry
The computer dictates how you do something, whereas with a pencil you're totally free.
— James Dyson
The most advanced computer science programs in the world, and over the course of the Computer Center's life, thousands of students passed
— Malcolm Gladwell
Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive
— Joseph Weizenbaum
Your mind and a computer have one thing in common: neither of them know the difference between the truth ... and what you tell it.
— Ken Blanchard
In my childhood world, the sound of a modem dialing up to connect with another computer was the sound of freedom. I
— Felicia Day
The next level. As though dating were a computer game.
— Janette Rallison
Yo, you 14-carat gold slum computer wizard,Tappin' inside my rap vein causes blizzards! — Ghostface Killah
Star Wars gave birth to all the computer-generated superhero films.
— William Friedkin
Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.
— Ricky Gervais
How does it feel to be seven thousand years old?""That depends."
"On what?"
"On how I want to feel. — Greg Egan
The Buddha resides as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain.
— Robert M. Pirsig
I am Not a Pirate, I merely watch movies and delete them. Never store them on my computer.
— Kalyan C. Kankanala
All these gadgets, the phone and the computer, they expose the inside of your brain in a way that's bad.
— Michel Gondry
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? - Tabitha
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
We have never lived in a time with the opportunity to put a computer in the pocket of 5 billion people.
— Marc Andreessen
It is harder to defend a computer than to attack it.
— Mark Bowden
You could have all the computer chips ever in the world and you won't create a consciousness.
— Miguel Nicolelis
I like writing on piano and a computer, and a lot of 'Plans' came out of samples and vocal lines.
— Ben Gibbard
In 1966 I became president of the British Computer Society.
— Lord Mountbatten
I invented it, Bill made it famous.
— David Bradley
E-mail is the most influential application ever to appear on a personal computer, and it remains sadly deficient.
— Alan Cooper
From my experience, QuickBooks is the easiest to use of the computer packages available. It also has a handy
— Max Newnham
Institutions have the pathetic megalomania of the computer whose whole vision of the world is its own program.
— Mary Douglas
I can live without a computer. My assistant checks my e-mails.
— Nobu Matsuhisa
He stopped what he was doing and pulled out his magic phone. Okay, the phone wasn't magic, but it does things my computer struggles with. — Patricia Briggs
technological singularity," the state at which computer intelligence will have overtaken our own.
— David Lagercrantz
Sean's our boy, big into computer games and football, wants to help the Redskins build a dynasty, though he doesn't really know what that means.
— Catherine Coulter
Is there a way to to contact someone's computer with yours?""Yes. It's called email," Wyatt replied. — S.J. Kincaid
Steve Jobs, the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool, designed to sever fools from their freedom, has died.
— Richard Stallman
I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer.
— Robert Patterson
We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.
— Jon Stewart
Faith is to the Christian what Google is to the computer! EL
— Evinda Lepins
I see people putting text messages on the phone or computer and I think, 'Why don't you just call?'
— William Shatner
Living with computers gives funny ideas.
— Wim Crouwel
I'm more of the sneaker-wearing, computer geek type.
— Jared Polis
Though a modern woman's computer is more intimate than her bed ...
— Elizaveta Mikhailichenko
When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
— Alan Perlis
I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.
— Jo Stafford
Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?- Eric, club dead. — Charlaine Harris
It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too.
— Eugene Wigner
95% on content and the computer language remains the same.
— Steve McConnell
Here's my library, where I don't do a lot of reading but mostly play Angry Birds on the computer.
— J. Lynn
Computer animation is one way to liberate people from their circumstantial gravity, and it is one way to give them mental freedom.
— Cai Guo-Qiang
If anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head.
— John Green
There are three great themes in science in the twentieth century : the atom, the computer, and the gene.
— Harold E. Varmus
Family life is not a computer program that runs on its own; it needs continual input from everyone.
— Neil Kurshan
Whether it's a computer or a pen drawing, design is about drawing shapes and making physical things.
— Jake Barton
I am the farthest thing from a computer genius.
— Jonathan Brandis
Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.
— Friedrich L. Bauer
Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.
— P. J. O'Rourke
You will not even have enough time to go online and download all the patches to your computer before it is infected.
— Mikko Hypponen
Inevitably the machines must win, but there is still a long way to go before a human on his or her best day is unable to defeat the best computer.
— Garry Kasparov
As a writer, you sit around a computer all day, and it's too easy to open another tab and keep Rotten Tomatoes there.
— Evan Daugherty
I've done music since I would sit and make songs on my computer mic when I was 11.
— Keith Stanfield
