Schopenhauer writes about marriage. He says getting married is like grasping blind into a sack of snakes and hoping to find an eel.
— Laura Moriarty
When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost.
— Gabe Kaplan
I don't eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
You made me feel what summertime really is. Underneath what's bright, you knew the hot dark rasp of it. — Ava Dellaira
Treat everyone with kindness, dignity, compassion and respect, irrespective of whether you think they understand or not. — Martin Pistorius
I learned to value the small transactions as well as the large. — Frank Lowy
Moral excellence is the bright consummate flower of all progress. — Charles Sumner
With older people, it's quite different. They're reliable, they show you what to do, and there's solidity in their affection. — Jean-Paul Sartre
I'm not any good at foul language or anything like that. — Thora Hird
Don't crap where you eat — Barry Lyga
Think reds, orange, yellows, greens, purple, blue - the darker and deeper the colors, the better they are for you. — Rick Warren
What do you think of the criticism that you're not very good? — George Harrison
A wise man once said NOTHING ... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after! — Tanya Masse
For me from a pretty young age up until about 21 years old hallucinogenics had a huge place in my life. — Jon Fishman
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. — Henry Ford
