Comedy Club Quotes
Collection of top 26 famous quotes about Comedy Club
Comedy Club Quotes & Sayings
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When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.
— William Gibson
The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.
— Jim Gaffigan
Christ on a Popsicle stick.
— John Scalzi
Pride - Lord of human kind
— John Dryden
I feel that if you can play on the streets or in a comedy club, then in a theatre it's a doddle because you've got an audience.
— Simon McBurney
It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
— Sandra Bernhard
I feel like comedy had a boys'-club label when we were starting.
— Abbi Jacobson
People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.
— Ted Alexandro
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it.
— Bill Burr
"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.
— Jim Gaffigan
The fact is that most crime novels contain a good many punchlines. They are just rather darker than the ones you might hear in a comedy club.
— Mark Billingham
I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.
— Jon Lovitz
The early American arrived at a land of which he knew nothing.
— Francis Parker Yockey
The sight of one's own heart is degrading; people are not meant to look inward - that's why they've been given bodies, to hide their souls.
— Shirley Jackson
I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that's my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling.
— Phoebe Fox
If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.
— Louis C.K.
I wouldn't want to date a pushover who would let me make all the plans and have all the control.
— Taylor Swift
You learn a lot by reading and even more by sharing.
— Andrew-Knox B Kaniki