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Without hardships, how could we find hope? — Lailah Gifty Akita

From within, from the very most interior center of existence and consciousness, the fact of oneness evermore proves to be the overriding truth. — Geoffrey Hodson

I don't know if I officially proofread my father's book, but I read it. I did get some conception of grammar in general from that. — Noam Chomsky

I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public. — George Carlin

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. — George Carlin

How do you change the world? One room at a time. Which room? The one you're in. — Peter Block

I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again. — George Carlin

Power is not merely shouting aloud. Power is to act positively with all the components of power. — Gamal Abdel Nasser

I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians. — George Carlin

Under his (Marc Chagall, ed.) sole impulse metaphor made its triumphal entry into modern painting. — Andre Breton

I'm just wondering if it's a good thing to resign yourself quite this much to small steps when you could take some big ones. — Veronica Roth

Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast. — George Carlin

When you know someone behind you, you can change the world, when you know someone behind her, the world will change you. — Nutan Bajracharya

Seth trotted over to Kendra. Bringing good luck as usual
It was a weak pass okay — Brandon Mull

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. — George Carlin

This season isn't going to be without several crises. There's no doubt about it. They're coming. — Bill Parcells

Most families aren't all in the public eye as we are. It works as a blessing. It works in our favor. — Khloe Kardashian

Despatch is taking time by the ears; hurry is taking it by the end of the tail. — Josh Billings

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. — Denis Leary

Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. — George Carlin

I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but no one was there. — George Carlin