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Cold Beer Quotes By April Mae Monterrosa: This kind of heat sucks when you're not

This kind of heat sucks when you're not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation. — April Mae Monterrosa

Cold Beer Quotes By Danielle Schneider: You know how only you can insult your

You know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida. — Danielle Schneider

Cold Beer Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: Flowers may beckon todwards us, but they speak

Flowers may beckon todwards us, but they speak todward heaven and God. — Henry Ward Beecher

Cold Beer Quotes By Chris Jericho: If you want to see Chris Jericho drink

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho

Cold Beer Quotes By Groucho Marx: You call this a party? The beer is

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx

Cold Beer Quotes By Dave Moulton: Why is American beer served cold? So you

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

Cold Beer Quotes By Matt Groening: I like my beer cold, my TV loud,

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening

Cold Beer Quotes By Christa Faust: Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks.

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants. — Christa Faust

Cold Beer Quotes By Chris Stewart: I figured that the way to get an

I figured that the way to get an undertaking like this on the move was to throw some cold beer at it ... — Chris Stewart

Cold Beer Quotes By Hugh Hood: Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same. — Hugh Hood

Cold Beer Quotes By Lindsay Armstrong: Do you know something? I've got this funny

Do you know something? I've got this funny feeling fate arranged for you to enter my life for the express purpose of tormenting me. — Lindsay Armstrong

Cold Beer Quotes By Joe Dugan: I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold

I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer. — Joe Dugan

Cold Beer Quotes By Hugh Hood: Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold

Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of the same. — Hugh Hood

Cold Beer Quotes By D.A. Graystone: Good man. Never turn down a man's beer,

Good man. Never turn down a man's beer, even if it tastes like cold horse piss. — D.A. Graystone

Cold Beer Quotes By Dylan Thomas: Cold beer is bottled God.

Cold beer is bottled God. — Dylan Thomas

Cold Beer Quotes By Stone Cold Steve Austin: Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Cold Beer Quotes By Nora Roberts: I want a beer. I want a giant,

I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex. — Nora Roberts

Cold Beer Quotes By Peter Goldsworthy: I smiled, but internally, unseen, using no visible

I smiled, but internally, unseen, using no visible facial muscles. — Peter Goldsworthy

Cold Beer Quotes By Thomas Pynchon: Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all
hahhhh. — Thomas Pynchon

Cold Beer Quotes By Susan Cheever: The Pilgrims landed the Mayflower at Cape Cod,

The Pilgrims landed the Mayflower at Cape Cod, Massachusetts, on a cold November day in 1620 because they were running out of beer. — Susan Cheever

Cold Beer Quotes By William Shakespeare: Cin. Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! Run hence,

Cin. Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets. — William Shakespeare

Cold Beer Quotes By Rod Stewart: You're like a cold beer, darling, on a

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night. — Rod Stewart

Cold Beer Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: Man is indeed an object miraculously vain, various

Man is indeed an object miraculously vain, various and wavering. It is difficult to found a judgement on him which is steady and uniform. — Michel De Montaigne

Cold Beer Quotes By Anthony Bourdain: When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. — Anthony Bourdain

Cold Beer Quotes By Richard Patrick: Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

Cold Beer Quotes By Ben Schwalb: They can have my beer when they pry

They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand. — Ben Schwalb

Cold Beer Quotes By Joan Didion: I no longer want reminders of what was,

I no longer want reminders of what was, what got broken, what got lost, what got wasted. — Joan Didion

Cold Beer Quotes By John Masefield: The three foundations of judgement: Bold Design, Constant

The three foundations of judgement: Bold Design, Constant Practice, and Frequent Mistakes. — John Masefield

Cold Beer Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. — Erma Bombeck

Cold Beer Quotes By Linda McCartney: Our kids haven't any airs about them. I

Our kids haven't any airs about them. I don't like posh kids who don't like dirty dolls or expect a chauffeur every time they go out. — Linda McCartney

Cold Beer Quotes By Michael Jackson: Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson

Cold Beer Quotes By Jake Owen: Back down a country road the girls are

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen

Cold Beer Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: There's nothing better than a cold beer on

There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach. — Nicholas Sparks

Cold Beer Quotes By Patti Callahan Henry: A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean

A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said. — Patti Callahan Henry

Cold Beer Quotes By Julie Barton: I'm sure she can wait until tomorrow," my

I'm sure she can wait until tomorrow," my — Julie Barton