Cold Beer Quotes: top 35 famous quotes about Cold Beer

Cold Beer Quotes & Sayings

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This kind of heat sucks when you're not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation. — April Mae Monterrosa

You know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida. — Danielle Schneider

Flowers may beckon todwards us, but they speak todward heaven and God. — Henry Ward Beecher

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants. — Christa Faust

I figured that the way to get an undertaking like this on the move was to throw some cold beer at it ... — Chris Stewart

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same. — Hugh Hood

Do you know something? I've got this funny feeling fate arranged for you to enter my life for the express purpose of tormenting me. — Lindsay Armstrong

I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer. — Joe Dugan

Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of the same. — Hugh Hood

Good man. Never turn down a man's beer, even if it tastes like cold horse piss. — D.A. Graystone

Cold beer is bottled God. — Dylan Thomas

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? — Stone Cold Steve Austin

I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex. — Nora Roberts

I smiled, but internally, unseen, using no visible facial muscles. — Peter Goldsworthy

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all
hahhhh. — Thomas Pynchon

The Pilgrims landed the Mayflower at Cape Cod, Massachusetts, on a cold November day in 1620 because they were running out of beer. — Susan Cheever

Cin. Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets. — William Shakespeare

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night. — Rod Stewart

Man is indeed an object miraculously vain, various and wavering. It is difficult to found a judgement on him which is steady and uniform. — Michel De Montaigne

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. — Anthony Bourdain

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand. — Ben Schwalb

I no longer want reminders of what was, what got broken, what got lost, what got wasted. — Joan Didion

The three foundations of judgement: Bold Design, Constant Practice, and Frequent Mistakes. — John Masefield

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. — Erma Bombeck

Our kids haven't any airs about them. I don't like posh kids who don't like dirty dolls or expect a chauffeur every time they go out. — Linda McCartney

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen

There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach. — Nicholas Sparks

A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said. — Patti Callahan Henry

I'm sure she can wait until tomorrow," my — Julie Barton