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It is the imperfect that astonishes and attracts us. — Paulo Coelho

I had explained that a woman's asking for equality in the church would be comparable to a black person's demanding equality in the Ku Klux Klan — Mary Daly

Fundamentalist groups like Christian Embassy have infiltrated the very top of the U.S. military and gained positions of influence in the Pentagon. — Darrel Ray

You're going to hell." His lips twitched then erupted into a full-faced smile. "Oh, good. I was worried you'd be there without me. — Pepper Winters

America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation. — Norman Vincent Peale

I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat. — Marty Pollio

Bursting into flame would definitely blow my cover. — Rob Thomas

Church's boss was a dick too--justice! — R.R. Virdi

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday. — George Lopez

Deception, machination and mendacity lie at the core of human intelligence, like worms coiled at the core of a apple — Mark Rowlands

I like being alive, even if it's occasionally a real struggle and fairly pointless in the grand scheme of things. — Nina George

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. — Rowan Atkinson

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

Something is going on everywhere, most of which no one understands. — Janet Morris

A moment of insight from God is worth more than a lifetime of experience. — John Paul Jackson

That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church! — Hilary Duff

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. — Fred Allen

It's easier and more cost effective to maintain good health, than to regain it once it's lost. — Kenneth H. Cooper

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on. — Steve Martin

Funny how a melody sounds like a memory. — Eric Church

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman. — George Everett Macdonald

You haven't broken me Taker, you haven't broken me, I'm still standing. — Jeff Hardy

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. - Mrs. Miracle — Debbie Macomber

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. — Paul Lynde