Christmas Present Quotes
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Christmas Present Quotes & Sayings
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Every time I get a script in my inbox, it's like a little Christmas present. It's so exciting to see what they've cooked up.
— Amanda Schull
What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?
— Salman Rushdie
You could sell ashes to the devil, couldn't you?""Maybe," he said lightly. "But why would I want to? — Sierra Donovan
I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah.
— William Tecumseh Sherman
'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected.
— Michael Scheuer
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
— Publilius Syrus
Although a man may have no jurisdiction over the fact of his existence, he can hold supreme command over the meaning of existence for him.
— Norman Cousins
...giving me the exact kind of smile of someone who, on Christmas morning, has just unwrapped an expensive present he already owns.
— David Foster Wallace
Don't let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.
— Taylor Caldwell
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Trust him, I said. Trust Superman, Spider-man, E.T., the Ghost of Christmas Present . . . whoever the hell.
— Janet Evanovich
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield
My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet.
— John Nettles
I would love to do a good gritty drama, a romantic role. I tend to play bad guys for some reason.
— Will Rothhaar
At last I had it - the Christmas present I'd wanted all along, but hadn't realized. His words.
— Rachel Cohn
My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts(Sophie to Royd) — Iris Johansen
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
— Jeff Foxworthy
The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.
— Olivia Williams
Come in, come in! and know me better, man! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me! You have never seen the like of me before! — Charles Dickens
I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped.
— Rod Serling
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
— Douglas Coupland
I think after Christmas would be better for publication: I am hardly a Christmas present.
— Oscar Wilde
I wonder what it feels like to be a woman whose Christmas present must be bought in cash. Liberating.
— Gillian Flynn
I'm really just doing whatever comes my way and trying to stay busy and get better at what I'm doing.
— Luke Wilson
November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me. December, you're the present beneath my Christmas tree.
— Neil Sedaka
Remember, Christmas is always best when you take it out of the box.
— Sierra Donovan
My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
— Woody Allen
