Christmas Elf Quotes
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Christmas Elf Quotes & Sayings
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What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his way past the last of the stampeding throng. "And why is Santa worshiping that elf?
— Laura Resnick
I have been granted the terrible privilege of deciding what would have happened with no one left to contradict me. And maybe I am absolutely wrong.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.
— Roxanne Snopek
Do it or don't do it - you will regret both.
— Soren Kierkegaard
I don't know, I think I can make you pretty happy." He leaned close, whispering directly into her ear, "Especially when I'm between your thighs." A
— Jennifer Bene
However un-Christian this may sound, I am not even predisposed against myself.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Once in rur-al Flathead coun-ty
Stood a cru-wel Christmas scene
Dumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deer
When an elf did intervene. — Roxanne Snopek
Stood a cru-wel Christmas scene
Dumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deer
When an elf did intervene. — Roxanne Snopek
Elves don't shimmer
— David Rangel