Christmas Comedy Quotes
Collection of top 12 famous quotes about Christmas Comedy
Christmas Comedy Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Christmas Comedy quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
I have not had any plastic surgery in any shape or form. No implants. And my hair is not dyed.
— Pierce Brosnan
And in that moment, he knew one thing. If it was possible to slay his dragons, he'd do it. For her.
— Miranda Liasson
Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.
— Tyler Knight
A grown woman is like a coyote--she can get by on very little. Men are more like house cats. Leave them alone for too long and they'll die of sadness
— Ottessa Moshfegh
The man who has the largest capacity for work and thought is the man who is bound to succeed.
— Henry Ford
Sometimes your wish can become chaos ... be careful what you wish for!
— Stephen Richards
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
— Gottfried Reinhardt
There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.
— Dan Florence
I always wanted to be a mom.
— Kate Hudson
The home run took a while to sink in because all I could think of was, 'We beat the Yankees! We beat the Yankees.'
— Bill Mazeroski
If we aren't capable of being hurt we aren't capable of feeling joy.
— Madeleine L'Engle