Cat Joke Quotes
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Cat Joke Quotes & Sayings
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It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat.
— Emo Philips
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause. — Geoff Tibballs
One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause. — Geoff Tibballs
Don't matter if you believe in them or not. If they're there, they're there,' Mrs. Phipps said.
— Joan Lowery Nixon
Google dress code was: "You must wear something".
— Eric Schmidt
But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!
— H.G.Wells
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.
— Betty White
She, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.
— William Cowper
If they make the choice to walk over me rather than walk with me, I'll have to love them from afar.
— Lysa TerKeurst
Even the truth, when believed, is a lie. You must experience the truth, not believe it.
— Werner Erhard
When everyone has let you down ... You still have ice cream.
— Keegan Allen
Good bye, proud world! I'm going home; Thou art not my friend, and I'm not thine
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Always be kinder than necessary.
— James M. Barrie