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Cat Joke Quotes By Emo Philips: It's amazing where a joke might come from.

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat. — Emo Philips

Cat Joke Quotes By Geoff Tibballs: What's the difference between a cat and a

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause. — Geoff Tibballs

Cat Joke Quotes By Joan Lowery Nixon: Don't matter if you believe in them or

Don't matter if you believe in them or not. If they're there, they're there,' Mrs. Phipps said. — Joan Lowery Nixon

Cat Joke Quotes By Eric Schmidt: Google dress code was: "You must wear something".

Google dress code was: "You must wear something". — Eric Schmidt

Cat Joke Quotes By H.G.Wells: But giving drugs to a cat is no

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp! — H.G.Wells

Cat Joke Quotes By Betty White: People who don't like cats haven't been around

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. — Betty White

Cat Joke Quotes By William Cowper: She, that will with kittens jest, Should bear

She, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke. — William Cowper

Cat Joke Quotes By Lysa TerKeurst: If they make the choice to walk over

If they make the choice to walk over me rather than walk with me, I'll have to love them from afar. — Lysa TerKeurst

Cat Joke Quotes By Werner Erhard: Even the truth, when believed, is a lie.

Even the truth, when believed, is a lie. You must experience the truth, not believe it. — Werner Erhard

Cat Joke Quotes By Keegan Allen: When everyone has let you down ... You

When everyone has let you down ... You still have ice cream. — Keegan Allen

Cat Joke Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: Good bye, proud world! I'm going home; Thou

Good bye, proud world! I'm going home; Thou art not my friend, and I'm not thine — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cat Joke Quotes By James M. Barrie: Always be kinder than necessary.

Always be kinder than necessary. — James M. Barrie

Cat Joke Quotes By Ray Davies: Trendy intellectuals always take action for every cause

Trendy intellectuals always take action for every cause that's been in fashion. — Ray Davies