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Every Dog Has A Day But A Cat Has 365 — Lilian Jackson Braun

I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with. — Hayao Miyazaki

Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. — Marie Bashkirtseff

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog. — Tim Allen

Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens. — Russell Simmons

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. — Anne Lamott

Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.) — Richelle E. Goodrich

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. — George Mikes

Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit. — Robert Black

Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat. — T. S. Eliot

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat. — Leonore Fleischer

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog. — Daniel Tosh

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Eleanor Porter

A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish. — James P. Gorman

I was very unfamiliar with YouTube; I thought it was the place for dog and cat videos. — Lindsey Stirling

If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you were living in heaven. — Geneen Roth

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. — George Mikes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs. — Jonathan Swift

Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries. — Munia Khan

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food. — Anne McCaffrey

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? — Rush Limbaugh

Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle. — Carol Thatcher

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center. — Rachael Ray

Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat. — Erin Hunter

No use in taking a cat's opinion of a dog. — Lucy Maud Montgomery

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats. — Julie Bowen

It was a day as different from other days as dogs are from cats and both of them from chrysanthemums or tidal waves or scarlet fever. — John Steinbeck

If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born. — Wayne Pacelle

Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men? — Swami Vivekananda

It often happens that a human is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. — Henry David Thoreau

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair? — Leonore Fleischer

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship. — Lucy Maud Montgomery

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day. — William Shakespeare

Dogs do tricks. Cats play tricks. — Eloisa James

There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig. — Steve-O

She was better with animals than people. Give her a sick cat or dog, she was golden. Not so much with her own species. — N. Raines

Marilyn, I have a wife and family and a dog and a cat. — Carl Bernstein

Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Like a dog, I have pack needs; like a cat, he prefers a quieter house. As long as he is married to me, his house will never be quiet. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never. — Mason Cooley

Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet & a book...absolute heaven. — Mark Rubinstein

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place? — Dana Gould

The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat. — Robert Anton Wilson

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog ...
How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog? — DMX

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
— James Thurber

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. — Dan Harmon

A dog looks up to you, a cat looks down on you, but a pig looks you straight in the eye. — Robert Harris

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't. — Eloisa James

The son of a human is human, just as the son of a dog is a dog and the son of a cat is a cat. And so what is the son of God? — Bart D. Ehrman

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' — Lewis Grizzard

Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat. — Jacqueline Bisset

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal — Winston Churchill

Calling a cat a dog won't make it bark. — Kathie Freeman

My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind. — Swami Vivekananda

Cat and Dog were ganging up on Ferret last night. — Wendy Mass

Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow. — Walter E. Williams

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. — Mark Twain

Dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their presence. — Sarah Ban Breathnach

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do. — Lily Tomlin

It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life. — Henry David Thoreau

Someone once said give a dog food and shelter and treats and they think you are a god, but give a cat the same and they think they are the god. — Steven Rowley

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths. — Demetri Martin

A Dog can never brag about catching a cat that waited for him. — Tonny K. Brown

Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved. — Ingrid Newkirk

The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing. — Michael J. Rosen

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats. — Jake M. Johnson

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG — T. S. Eliot

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. — Alfred North Whitehead

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. — Winston S. Churchill

Kill every dog, every cat, she said slowly. Kill every mouse, every bird. Kill every fish. Anyone objects, kill them too. — George Saunders

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — Jeff Valdez

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

I am not a cat lover. I am a dog lover - but I'm only a lover of hypoallergenic dogs. — Rick Hoffman

If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live. — Ebenezer Elliott

Everyone should have two or three hives of bees. Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than gerbils. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. — Noel Fielding

I don't understand people who don't touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. — Jarod Kintz

Chancellor said, 'She is concerned for your future.'

'She is concerned for her dog and her cat,' Lymond said. 'It is a Somerville failing. — Dorothy Dunnett

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell. — Elbert Hubbard

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. — Betty White

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration. — Doug Larson

Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way. — Michael Showalter

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. — Mickey Rivers

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog !
Grrrr! — Charles Dickens

A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of it. — Mills Lane

Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation. — Vicki Brown

Compassion is essential for any type of relationship between anybody - human to human, human to dog, human to cat, human to bird. — Sharon Gannon

Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being. — Bruce Friedrich

I love dogs. I think dogs are way smarter. Maybe I can be the dog spokesman for the rock world. There are a lot of cat people making rock music. — King Tuff

If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck? — Joel Samaha

Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip. — Eloisa James

Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music. — Swami Vivekananda

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. — William Kunstler

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. — Barbara Holland

Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire. — Tran Thien Khiem

I have a dog as well, and I'm not a vegan or anything. But I needlepoint and I have a cat, so it's not boding well. — Emmy Rossum

Judiciously show a cat, milk, if you wish her to thirst for it. Judiciously show a dog his natural prey, if you wish him to bring it down one day. — Charles Dickens