Carlton Mellick Iii Quotes

My thinking-of-kitties smile! — Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles and the kinkiest fans! — Christopher Moore

Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale. — Cory Doctorow

I bet He's only sad for the part of me that belonged to Him. — Carlton Mellick III

[he]. . . hated God . . . actually, he just hated Christians . . . He never met God. Why should he care about somebody he never met? — Carlton Mellick III

Closing your mind to religion is no different than the close-mindedness that religions can cause. — Carlton Mellick III

The God of this planet was not worth the religion. — Carlton Mellick III

And luck in this town lasted only about as long as a scoop of rainbow sherbet on a summer afternoon. — Carlton Mellick III

Like a grindhouse version of Grimm's Fairy Tales, Wallwork's fiction is smart, innovative, and a hell of a lot of fun. — Carlton Mellick III

When I say something like "back when I was in high school," I usually mean: "back when I was supposed to be in high school. — Carlton Mellick III

Sad people are too sad to do anything but drink brandy and sleep all day. — Carlton Mellick III