Melissa Bank Quotes
Top 60 wise famous quotes and sayings by Melissa Bank
Melissa Bank Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Well, for one thing," she said, "her knowledge of punctuation begins and ends with her own beauty mark.
It's all about judging," I said. "I'm not sure I'm the judge type. I might be more of the criminal type."
"Judgement is power," he said.
"Judgement is power," he said.
I felt I couldn't lose anything else, but just then I realized I already had: I'd lost the hope that I would ever be loved in just that way again.
You smell like a bar," he said.
I thought, You smell like a library. But I wanted to have sex right then, so I said, "You smell like a poem.
I thought, You smell like a library. But I wanted to have sex right then, so I said, "You smell like a poem.
In a cab home from a jazz club, he said, "You act like I just want to sleep with you." He said, "I want to everything with you.
He wants me to boss you around."
"We'll pick up a pair of stilettos on the way home," he said.
I said, "I need to go back to Philiadelphia.
"We'll pick up a pair of stilettos on the way home," he said.
I said, "I need to go back to Philiadelphia.
They were a couple in a way that didn't exclude anyone but seemed superior to every other relationship in the room.
When I sit down to write, I don't have any real goals except to follow one good sentence with another ... I'm not the kind of writer who has a map.
Everywhere you go, you see women more beautiful than yourself.
You imagine him being attracted to them.
You're drinking gasoline to stay warm.
You imagine him being attracted to them.
You're drinking gasoline to stay warm.
You see yourself through his eyes, as The Generic Woman, the skirted symbol of the ladies room door.
I said, "It's not like that." I wanted to convince her. I said "We think alike."
Oh, my dear," she said. "A man thinks with his dick.
Oh, my dear," she said. "A man thinks with his dick.
You can feel like he wants to own you,-not like an object but like a good dream he wants to keep having.
Today was the first day of the rest of my life. It was okay, I think the second day of the rest of my life will be better
It isn't you,' he says, as though you're to be comforted by the irrelevant role you play in your own life.
There are things that two people say in the middle of the night That don't make sense to a third at breakfast.
I hate weddings,' she says. 'They make me feel so unmarried. Actually, even brushing my teeth makes me feel unmarried.
You can feel that he wants to own you - not like an object but like a good dream he wants to keep having. He lets you know that you already own him.
He didn't remember because he'd seen thousands of little fish hundreds of times, and because it didn't mean to him what it had to me.
I feel in some ways I've had a difficult life. And it makes me the kind of writer I am, in what I value, what I respect, what I hold dear.
You sense that he's dangerous but don't now why - and wonder if it's because he makes you feel safer than you've ever felt.
I live by Edith Wharton's rule to get rid of anything neither useful nor beautiful. So I put the TV out on the street.
It scares me how fast I go from disliking to loving him, and I wonder if it's this way for everyone.
Happiness is a dog sunning itself on a rock. We were not put on this Earth to be happy. We were put here to experience great things.
It might sound ordinary for a woman to find out her husband's cheating on her, but not if you're the woman and it's your husband.
Jack knew how to make women fall in love with him, but that didn't exactly qualify him as a guidance counselor.
She looked like someone who was used to having other people wait on her. I wonder what that's like, to never have to worry about filling the silence.
It scares me. But then I get this big feeling, simple but exalted: He's like me, just with different details.
Sometimes you're loved because of your weaknesses. What you can't do is sometimes more compelling than what you can.
Finally, I asked how you got a boy to like you back. She said, 'Just be yourself,' as though I had any idea who that might be.