
Often you see people on the red carpet with tight up-dos, but that makes me feel stiff. —
Blake Lively

The merry-go-round is spinning too fast. I want to get off. I want to close my eyes, or just blink. —
Laurie Halse Anderson

A programming language is a tool that has profound influence on our thinking habits. —
Edsger Dijkstra

You might be a redneck if ... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. —
Jeff Foxworthy

She said she arrived from Ireland after sliding off the curve of a rainbow with a dancing leprechaun and flew to America on the back of an owl. —
Cathy Lamb