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Car Parking Quotes By Steven Wright: When I get real bored, I like to

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

Car Parking Quotes By Jordana Brewster: Parking is a nightmare for me ... I

Parking is a nightmare for me ... I still have sensors on my car that help me park. — Jordana Brewster

Car Parking Quotes By Robert B. Parker: Check the parking lots, too, for the car.

Check the parking lots, too, for the car. — Robert B. Parker

Car Parking Quotes By Sylvester Stallone: Back there I could fly a gunship, I

Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS! — Sylvester Stallone

Car Parking Quotes By Jon Stewart: Get there early because hope does not park

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart

Car Parking Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

Car Parking Quotes By A.S. King: Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg

Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.) — A.S. King

Car Parking Quotes By Homer: You know those balls that they put on

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer

Car Parking Quotes By Megan Amram: Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them — Megan Amram

Car Parking Quotes By Jay Leno: If there isn't a parking space out front

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno

Car Parking Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love full on, like 65 mph in

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Car Parking Quotes By Enrique Penalosa: I was almost impeached for getting cars off

I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking. — Enrique Penalosa

Car Parking Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! — Jeff Foxworthy

Car Parking Quotes By Ilona Andrews: Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great. — Ilona Andrews

Car Parking Quotes By Ronald Steel: Discount air fares, a car in every parking

Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike. — Ronald Steel

Car Parking Quotes By Donald Shoup: Its unfair to have cities where parking is

Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people. — Donald Shoup