Car Parking Quotes: top 16 famous quotes about Car Parking

Car Parking Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Car Parking quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

Parking is a nightmare for me ... I still have sensors on my car that help me park. — Jordana Brewster

Check the parking lots, too, for the car. — Robert B. Parker

Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS! — Sylvester Stallone

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.) — A.S. King

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them — Megan Amram

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking. — Enrique Penalosa

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! — Jeff Foxworthy

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great. — Ilona Andrews

Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike. — Ronald Steel

Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people. — Donald Shoup