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Nissan is designing a car that will read the driver's mind. I already know what I'm going to do. I want a car that will read the other guy's mind. — Jay Leno

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. — Joe Scarborough

I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car. — Billy Corgan

I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why ... am I gonna get into an extra accident? — Robert Schimmel

guess it's like driving a car, you gotta watch out for the other guy! I — Eric Blehm

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy — Jay Leno

Every time I see a guy walk out of an over-the-top sports car, I think they need a cold shower. — Gia Allemand

I was a young boy. A stock car guy used to live across the street from us. He'd work on his car, and both of my older brothers became gearheads. — Robin Zander

I grew up on the back of a motorcycle - my dad didn't have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy. — Aisha Tyler

I'm not a bad guy ... I'm just good guy that runs over women with his car. — Michael Scott

My dad invented road rage. He wasn't the first guy to get mad in the car, but he was first guy to get mad enough to make the paper. — Christopher Titus

I'd really like to get the girl, shoot the gun, drive the car, have fun. I even have these kind of action dreams, where I'm the action guy. — Kevin Bacon

When a guy sees a car he likes,
all he can think about is getting under the hood or taking her for a ride. — Penny Reid

Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy. — Penn Jillette

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out. — Henny Youngman

I am 'Mr. Karaoke Guy' in the car completely. I just go with it and don't care what anyone else thinks - I'm singing, man! — Drake Bell

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth. — Rachel Bilson

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox. — Heather Brewer

You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two. — Rodney Dangerfield

Clare, you have noticed I'm a guy, right? Because if not, I can pull this car over right now and make that abundantly clear. — J.L. Berg

I'm a crazy car guy. I've got an airplane hangar full of cars. — Paul Walker

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. — Tim Allen

You don't just sit in the car and let some guy drive you through life, wasting your time. — Steve Harvey

Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch. — Alice Cooper

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree. — Chelsea Handler

Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet. — Pete Rose

Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped. — Andy Kindler

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car. — Adam Ferrara

I'm a casual F1 racing fan. I'm probably more of a stock car, NASCAR guy. — Robin Zander