Kimberly Pauley Quotes
Top 10 wise famous quotes and sayings by Kimberly Pauley
Kimberly Pauley Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Kimberly Pauley on Wise Famous Quotes.
Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampires
Truth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway.
Truth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway.
Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.
Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?
Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?
Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.
Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat?
Wait, don't answer that.
Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat?
Wait, don't answer that.
Myth: Vampires can read minds.
Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom.
Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom.
Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.
Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car.
Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car.