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Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Rachel Maddow: We have built something [a nuclear stockpile] bigger

We have built something [a nuclear stockpile] bigger than we can drive. — Rachel Maddow

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By KRS-One: You know something, it's best no to have

You know something, it's best no to have what you need
because then, you start looking for what you need
and make it what you need. — KRS-One

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Anna Banks: Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup,

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Mastery has been achieved when one neither makes

Mastery has been achieved when one neither makes a mistake nor hesitates in the performance. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Mark Kozelek: I make music to process - because I

I make music to process - because I have to, not for praise or accolades or reactions. — Mark Kozelek

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Charlie Sheen: But you can't focus on things that matter

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. — Charlie Sheen

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Bat For Lashes: I think Deborah Harry has a really sexy,

I think Deborah Harry has a really sexy, cool and quite playful sex-kitten kind of style I really like. — Bat For Lashes

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: In bed, I can go for hours. Oh

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Julie Andrews Edwards: All love shifts and changes. I don't know

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. — Julie Andrews Edwards

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Ursula K. Le Guin: I come with empty hands and the desire

I come with empty hands and the desire to unbuild walls. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Jon Ronson: Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so

Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me — Jon Ronson

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Goliarda Sapienza: A centuries-old message from my depths, it warned

A centuries-old message from my depths, it warned me to guard against myself, and go running in the sun. — Goliarda Sapienza

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Niger Innis: Obamanomics, his imposition of European-style socialism, is not

Obamanomics, his imposition of European-style socialism, is not working for African-Americans. It is not working for Latinos and African-Americans. — Niger Innis

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Emil Cioran: I don't know how to make peace with

I don't know how to make peace with things, were each moment to tear itself away from time to give me a kiss. — Emil Cioran

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: That's all right," she told him. "I can

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Scott Adams: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons — Scott Adams

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Alexander Payne: I always wanted 'Sideways' to be like a

I always wanted 'Sideways' to be like a great 1960s Italian film. — Alexander Payne

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. — Sophie Kinsella

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Robert E.Lee: No day should be lived unless it was

No day should be lived unless it was begun with a prayer of thankfulness and an intercession for guidance. — Robert E.Lee

Can't Sleep Funny Quotes By Stefan Heym: The Wall was the actual symbol of a

The Wall was the actual symbol of a defeat, of inferiority. — Stefan Heym