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We have built something [a nuclear stockpile] bigger than we can drive. — Rachel Maddow

You know something, it's best no to have what you need
because then, you start looking for what you need
and make it what you need. — KRS-One

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

Mastery has been achieved when one neither makes a mistake nor hesitates in the performance. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I make music to process - because I have to, not for praise or accolades or reactions. — Mark Kozelek

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. — Charlie Sheen

I think Deborah Harry has a really sexy, cool and quite playful sex-kitten kind of style I really like. — Bat For Lashes

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. — Julie Andrews Edwards

I come with empty hands and the desire to unbuild walls. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me — Jon Ronson

A centuries-old message from my depths, it warned me to guard against myself, and go running in the sun. — Goliarda Sapienza

Obamanomics, his imposition of European-style socialism, is not working for African-Americans. It is not working for Latinos and African-Americans. — Niger Innis

I don't know how to make peace with things, were each moment to tear itself away from time to give me a kiss. — Emil Cioran

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons — Scott Adams

I always wanted 'Sideways' to be like a great 1960s Italian film. — Alexander Payne

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. — Sophie Kinsella

No day should be lived unless it was begun with a prayer of thankfulness and an intercession for guidance. — Robert E.Lee

The Wall was the actual symbol of a defeat, of inferiority. — Stefan Heym