Can Opener Quotes

Collection of top 19 famous quotes about Can Opener

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Can Opener Quotes By Garrison Keillor: If you can't trust your can opener, then If you can't trust your can opener, then what? Is your wastebasket going to get you? Garrison Keillor
Can Opener Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. — Terry Pratchett
Can Opener Quotes By Woody Allen: How the hell do I know why there How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works. — Woody Allen
Can Opener Quotes By Leona Lewis: I'd love to be on 'Glee.' I'd love I'd love to be on 'Glee.' I'd love to play a rebel. Be a real biker chick in leather and covered in tattoos. — Leona Lewis
Can Opener Quotes By Sharon Olds: She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh. — Sharon Olds
Can Opener Quotes By Anthony Liccione: When a blind man says, 'God is good,' When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see. — Anthony Liccione
Can Opener Quotes By Dorothy L. Sayers: He was being about as protective as a He was being about as protective as a can-opener. — Dorothy L. Sayers
Can Opener Quotes By Heinrich Heine: Every man, either to his terror or consolation, Every man, either to his terror or consolation, has some sense of religion. — Heinrich Heine
Can Opener Quotes By Rick Riordan: Oh no." I said panic rising in my Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!! — Rick Riordan
Can Opener Quotes By Roger Caras: I always thought that my canine family tended I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener. — Roger Caras
Can Opener Quotes By Steven Wright: I got a garage door opener. It can't I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. — Steven Wright
Can Opener Quotes By Alan Hirsch: If a can opener no longer has the If a can opener no longer has the capacity to open cans, what is it? — Alan Hirsch
Can Opener Quotes By Kevin Hart: I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!' -Kevin Hart — Kevin Hart
Can Opener Quotes By Chanel Iman: At the end of the day, I feel At the end of the day, I feel like I have no one to blame but myself if I'm not satisfied with how I look on the runway. — Chanel Iman
Can Opener Quotes By Henry Miller: Music is the can-opener of the soul. Music is the can-opener of the soul. — Henry Miller