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Can Opener Quotes By Garrison Keillor: If you can't trust your can opener, then

If you can't trust your can opener, then what? Is your wastebasket going to get you? — Garrison Keillor

Can Opener Quotes By Frank Huyler: Children are not entirely human. There is a

Children are not entirely human. There is a lot of the animal left in them.
about the girl who needed her foot amputated. p170 — Frank Huyler

Can Opener Quotes By Annie Dillard: I had hopes for my rough edges. I

I had hopes for my rough edges. I wanted to use them as a can opener, to cut myself a hole in the world's surface and exit through it. — Annie Dillard

Can Opener Quotes By Rick Riordan: Oh my gosh! Somebody get a can opener!

Oh my gosh! Somebody get a can opener! I've got a god stuck in my head! — Rick Riordan

Can Opener Quotes By Kendare Blake: If she dis her letter opener into her

If she dis her letter opener into her brandy, she can stab him in the neck. It will be a race to see whether he dies of the poison or the blood loss. — Kendare Blake

Can Opener Quotes By Heinrich Heine: Every man, either to his terror or consolation,

Every man, either to his terror or consolation, has some sense of religion. — Heinrich Heine

Can Opener Quotes By Henry Miller: Music is the can-opener of the soul.

Music is the can-opener of the soul. — Henry Miller

Can Opener Quotes By Chanel Iman: At the end of the day, I feel

At the end of the day, I feel like I have no one to blame but myself if I'm not satisfied with how I look on the runway. — Chanel Iman

Can Opener Quotes By Kevin Hart: I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!' -Kevin Hart — Kevin Hart

Can Opener Quotes By Alan Hirsch: If a can opener no longer has the

If a can opener no longer has the capacity to open cans, what is it? — Alan Hirsch

Can Opener Quotes By Steven Wright: I got a garage door opener. It can't

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. — Steven Wright

Can Opener Quotes By Roger Caras: I always thought that my canine family tended

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener. — Roger Caras

Can Opener Quotes By Rick Riordan: Oh no." I said panic rising in my

Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!! — Rick Riordan

Can Opener Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. — Terry Pratchett

Can Opener Quotes By Dorothy L. Sayers: He was being about as protective as a

He was being about as protective as a can-opener. — Dorothy L. Sayers

Can Opener Quotes By Anthony Liccione: When a blind man says, 'God is good,'

When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see. — Anthony Liccione

Can Opener Quotes By Sharon Olds: She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin

She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh. — Sharon Olds

Can Opener Quotes By Leona Lewis: I'd love to be on 'Glee.' I'd love

I'd love to be on 'Glee.' I'd love to play a rebel. Be a real biker chick in leather and covered in tattoos. — Leona Lewis

Can Opener Quotes By Woody Allen: How the hell do I know why there

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works. — Woody Allen