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I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed
— Bo Burnham
Well, get this: you can't be sure. You'll never be sure. In my book, sure's for everyone who doesn't care enough.
— John Burnham Schwartz
Forever and An Instant met up one day,Had a short, but lovely talk,
then each went on it's way. — Bo Burnham
There is nothing that sharpens a man's senses so acutely as to know that bitter and determined enemies are in pursuit of him night and day.
— Frederick Russell Burnham
Where are all the sour patch parents?
— Bo Burnham
Let your watchword be order and your beacon beauty.
— Daniel Burnham
Cheating is pure hypocrisy. Our partner deserves better than that. If we don't love someone, we should not be with them. That would also be hypocrisy.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
Without hope, the need to punish is the one true religion. Blame must be fixed on some soul other than one's own.
— John Burnham Schwartz
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
— Bo Burnham
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
— Bo Burnham
It was Chicago with its World's Fair which vivified the national desire for civic beauty.
— Daniel Burnham
There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.
— Bo Burnham
There's no backward and no forward, no day other than this. You fill your cart as you go, and that's that.
— John Burnham Schwartz
A noble, logical diagram once recorded will never die.
— Daniel Burnham
No one needs to be around someone who dulls the shine on a brand new penny.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
I have a lion inside me, and I had to feed it words every few days; when I don't, it begins to eat me instead.
— Sophy Burnham
Screaming and repeating lies makes them neither true nor more believable.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
I think we need to develop a powerful dose of tolerance to understand each other's humanness. None of us is perfect.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
A guest at a dinner party observed the strange expression on James Thurber's face. 'Don't be concerned,' said Thurber's wife. 'He's writing.'
— Sophy Burnham
In 1986, when I was 21, I lived in Tokyo for four months, boarding with a Japanese family and working for an American company.
— John Burnham Schwartz
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
— Bo Burnham
Would be no skipping and dancing. No heathen. The exposition was a dream city, but it was Burnham's dream. Everywhere
— Erik Larson
Sometimes writer's block is no more than a signal that you have not done enough research.
— Sophy Burnham
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
— Bo Burnham
We will remember the hurt, the injustice, and the trauma, but we can forgive the sinner.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
Coincidence is God's way of performing miracles anonymously.
— Sophy Burnham
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
— Bo Burnham
Where there is no alternative there is no problem.
— James Burnham
For a couple of years at the end of the 1970s, Dustin Hoffman was a fixture in our family. My father was his lawyer and friend.
— John Burnham Schwartz
The urge is to create. The outcome belongs to God.
— Sophy Burnham
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
— Bo Burnham
The economic egalitarianism of the liberal ideology implies ... the reduction of Westerners to hunger and poverty.
— James Burnham
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
— Bo Burnham
I just like to write and then perform.
— Bo Burnham
Actively repeating a lie or denial does not make it true.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
The verification services that could be offered would be applied appropriately according to the business process that was involved,
— Andy Burnham
Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
— Bo Burnham
It is one thing to recognise certain potentially useful affinities, and another to act on them.
— John Burnham Schwartz
Prayer is a law of the universe, like gravity. You don't even have to believe in God to ask ...
— Sophy Burnham
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
— Bo Burnham
It takes a strong woman to tolerate a weak man. That said, it takes a strong man to tolerate a weak woman, too.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost ... my virginity.
— Bo Burnham
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
— Bo Burnham
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I ... don't.
— Bo Burnham
Consensus is something you have if you cannot have agreement.
— Forbes Burnham
Love is all about ... whistles.
— Bo Burnham
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
— Bo Burnham
Your afraid of sharks?Really?
They don't even have bones!
They have cartilage.
Are you afraid of ears too? — Bo Burnham
Life belongs to optimists. Pessimists are just viewers. Making it real, starts with our attitude.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
— Bo Burnham
You guys like impressions? Why?
— Bo Burnham
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
— Bo Burnham
