My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
— Henny Youngman
Every nation is destined, by the law of God and humanity, to form a free and equal community of brothers.
— Giuseppe Mazzini
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him. — Henny Youngman
My brother-in-law wrote an unusual murder story. The victim got killed by a man from another book. — Robert Sylvester
I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law. — Martin Luther King Jr.
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle
Muhammad, my friend, I'm getting very scared. Teach me how to love my brothers who don't know the law, and what about the deal on the flying trapeze? — Tori Amos
My father's a firefighter. He was my whole life. And my brother-in-law and several family members are firefighters. — Brad Paisley
It is honor that makes commerce possible, dear brother. And the law courts, when men lack it. — Edward Cline
This novel was the author's gift to her brother-in-law, who had — Agatha Christie
Anytime I'm not reading my Bible or praying, I feel like I'm wasting my time. [Mark's brother-in-law, Matt , speaking] — Mark Batterson
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law. — Karl A. Menninger
When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out. — Kate Clinton
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you! — Yakov Smirnoff
Happy Father's Day or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day. — Ronan Farrow
Her brother-in-law Ninian Edwards said bluntly, She could make a bishop forget his prayers. — Joshua Wolf Shenk
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I'm so much more than just Angelina [Jolie's] brother. I'm also Jon Voight's son and Billy Bob Thorton's brother-in-law. — James Haven
I have a brother-in-law who lives in Spain. — Michael Gove
My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish! — Dorothy Kilgallen
