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Brother In Law Quotes By Anonymous: The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil.

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. — Anonymous

Brother In Law Quotes By Lola Dodge: But realistically, I could not kill my brother-in-law.

But realistically, I could not kill my brother-in-law. — Lola Dodge

Brother In Law Quotes By Henny Youngman: My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman

Brother In Law Quotes By Chris Burke: Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is

Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about. — Chris Burke

Brother In Law Quotes By Giuseppe Mazzini: Every nation is destined, by the law of

Every nation is destined, by the law of God and humanity, to form a free and equal community of brothers. — Giuseppe Mazzini

Brother In Law Quotes By Nicole Sager: He held out a hand, I am Lord

He held out a hand, I am Lord Bradley, noble nobody if you must know, and greatest source of annoyance to his lordship, Roland. My brother-in-law. — Nicole Sager

Brother In Law Quotes By Mark Batterson: Anytime I'm not reading my Bible or praying,

Anytime I'm not reading my Bible or praying, I feel like I'm wasting my time. [Mark's brother-in-law, Matt , speaking] — Mark Batterson

Brother In Law Quotes By Dorothy Kilgallen: My children have no prejudices at all. My

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish! — Dorothy Kilgallen

Brother In Law Quotes By Michael Gove: I have a brother-in-law who lives in Spain.

I have a brother-in-law who lives in Spain. — Michael Gove

Brother In Law Quotes By James Haven: I'm so much more than just Angelina [Jolie's]

I'm so much more than just Angelina [Jolie's] brother. I'm also Jon Voight's son and Billy Bob Thorton's brother-in-law. — James Haven

Brother In Law Quotes By Joshua Wolf Shenk: Her brother-in-law Ninian Edwards said bluntly, She could

Her brother-in-law Ninian Edwards said bluntly, She could make a bishop forget his prayers. — Joshua Wolf Shenk

Brother In Law Quotes By Ronan Farrow: Happy Father's Day or as they call it

Happy Father's Day
or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day. — Ronan Farrow

Brother In Law Quotes By Yakov Smirnoff: In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia,

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you! — Yakov Smirnoff

Brother In Law Quotes By Kate Clinton: When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out. — Kate Clinton

Brother In Law Quotes By Karl A. Menninger: Neurotic means he is not as sensible as

Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law. — Karl A. Menninger

Brother In Law Quotes By Henny Youngman: My brother-in-law had to give up his last

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him. — Henny Youngman

Brother In Law Quotes By Agatha Christie: This novel was the author's gift to her

This novel was the author's gift to her brother-in-law, who had — Agatha Christie

Brother In Law Quotes By Edward Cline: It is honor that makes commerce possible, dear

It is honor that makes commerce possible, dear brother. And the law courts, when men lack it. — Edward Cline

Brother In Law Quotes By Brad Paisley: My father's a firefighter. He was my whole

My father's a firefighter. He was my whole life. And my brother-in-law and several family members are firefighters. — Brad Paisley

Brother In Law Quotes By Tori Amos: Muhammad, my friend, I'm getting very scared. Teach

Muhammad, my friend, I'm getting very scared. Teach me how to love my brothers who don't know the law, and what about the deal on the flying trapeze? — Tori Amos

Brother In Law Quotes By Milton Berle: My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle

Brother In Law Quotes By Martin Luther King Jr.: I want to be the white man's brother,

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Brother In Law Quotes By Robert Sylvester: My brother-in-law wrote an unusual murder story. The

My brother-in-law wrote an unusual murder story. The victim got killed by a man from another book. — Robert Sylvester