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British Stand Up Comedy Quotes & Sayings

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Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart. — Thomas Fuller

My glance fell upon a beautiful flower;
the universe turned around her.
- Sultan Suleyman the Magnificent — P.J. Parker

Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell? — Sara Gruen

I can, of course, think what I want, just like everyone else. I simply have to refrain from saying everything I think. — Margrethe II Of Denmark

At its most elemental, a spell is no more than a recipe for change. — Gregory Maguire

I look at my reflection in the mirror and I see a girl who desperately wants to forgive a boy, but not without a hell of a lot of grovelling first. — Colleen Hoover

I have a 41-year track record of investing excellence ... what do you have? — Bill Gross

After you, it's all cheap tequila. — Jacqueline Carey

All human eyes are useless. You see only what you expect to see, and nothing more; and what is the use of sight like that? — Lauren Oliver

Here is the best wish for the New Year: Let there be more freedom of thought throughout the world! Fields need rain; truths need freedom of thought! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

If we take a risk, we might not succeed, but if we avoid all risk, we guarantee we won't succeed, and we miss so much of what God wants us to learn. — Craig Groeschel

To be moral, an act must be free. — Murray N. Rothbard

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. — Willem Dafoe