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British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Thomas Fuller: Leftovers in their less visible form are called

Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart. — Thomas Fuller

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By P.J. Parker: My glance fell upon a beautiful flower; the

My glance fell upon a beautiful flower;
the universe turned around her.
- Sultan Suleyman the Magnificent — P.J. Parker

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Sara Gruen: Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade:

Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell? — Sara Gruen

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Margrethe II Of Denmark: I can, of course, think what I want,

I can, of course, think what I want, just like everyone else. I simply have to refrain from saying everything I think. — Margrethe II Of Denmark

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Gregory Maguire: At its most elemental, a spell is no

At its most elemental, a spell is no more than a recipe for change. — Gregory Maguire

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I look at my reflection in the mirror

I look at my reflection in the mirror and I see a girl who desperately wants to forgive a boy, but not without a hell of a lot of grovelling first. — Colleen Hoover

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Bill Gross: I have a 41-year track record of investing

I have a 41-year track record of investing excellence ... what do you have? — Bill Gross

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Jacqueline Carey: After you, it's all cheap tequila.

After you, it's all cheap tequila. — Jacqueline Carey

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Lauren Oliver: All human eyes are useless. You see only

All human eyes are useless. You see only what you expect to see, and nothing more; and what is the use of sight like that? — Lauren Oliver

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Here is the best wish for the New

Here is the best wish for the New Year: Let there be more freedom of thought throughout the world! Fields need rain; truths need freedom of thought! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Craig Groeschel: If we take a risk, we might not

If we take a risk, we might not succeed, but if we avoid all risk, we guarantee we won't succeed, and we miss so much of what God wants us to learn. — Craig Groeschel

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Murray N. Rothbard: To be moral, an act must be free.

To be moral, an act must be free. — Murray N. Rothbard

British Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Willem Dafoe: I'm learning in my old age that the

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. — Willem Dafoe