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R.L. Mathewson quotes: He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something! Joshua sputtered He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something! Joshua sputtered
R.L. Mathewson quotes: It figured that the one man that treated her like a woman was the one that made her wish she was a man so that she could kick his ass. It figured that the one man that treated her like a woman was the one that made her wish she was a man so that she could kick his ass.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I'm honoured beyond words that I was your first." And last, but she didn't know that yet. I'm honoured beyond words that I was your first." And last, but she didn't know that yet.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I knew she overreholy shit! he yelled, falling back on his ass and scooting away from the largest spider he'd ever seen. I knew she overre
holy shit! he yelled, falling back on his ass and scooting away from the largest spider he'd ever seen.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Did wanting a man she was pissed at make her a slut? Did wanting a man she was pissed at make her a slut?
R.L. Mathewson quotes: No baby, I'm not gay. No baby, I'm not gay.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I'm not some whore you can buy with a pan of yummy baked goods, woman. How dare you insult me? I'm not some whore you can buy with a pan of yummy baked goods, woman. How dare you insult me?
R.L. Mathewson quotes: You want me?" she asked with a watery smile."More than my next breathe You want me?" she asked with a watery smile.
"More than my next breathe
R.L. Mathewson quotes: matter what. I loved you, Haley, and I thought matter what. I loved you, Haley, and I thought
R.L. Mathewson quotes: You better not have touched the last piece of pumpkin pie," she warned. He had to laugh at that. "It was the first thing to go, You better not have touched the last piece of pumpkin pie," she warned. He had to laugh at that. "It was the first thing to go,
R.L. Mathewson quotes: She's mine, dipshit, he yelled over his shoulder, wishing like hell that he didn't like the sound of that. She's mine, dipshit, he yelled over his shoulder, wishing like hell that he didn't like the sound of that.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: He sighed heavily for effect. "I don't think my wife would like me talking about her. Not with the trial around the corner. He sighed heavily for effect.

"I don't think my wife would like me talking about her. Not with the trial around the corner.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I want you, Rory," he said against her lips. "Forever." "I want you too, Connor," ... "You've got me I want you, Rory," he said against her lips. "Forever."
"I want you too, Connor,"
...
"You've got me
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Damn, women truly could be cold-hearted bitches. Damn, women truly could be cold-hearted bitches.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man! The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man!
R.L. Mathewson quotes: And just so you know, I'm not changing my shirts in front of you for a year for this.His shocked gasp was rewarding enough. And just so you know, I'm not changing my shirts in front of you for a year for this.
His shocked gasp was rewarding enough.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: It's not like you need it. It's not like you need it.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: You spit in this?""Yup."Chris shrugged. "As long as you're honest. You spit in this?"
"Yup."
Chris shrugged. "As long as you're honest.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: So, you played a game in which you had to know more than someone with questionable OCD? So, you played a game in which you had to know more than someone with questionable OCD?
R.L. Mathewson quotes: It wasn't like he was purposely being an asshole. It just came naturally to him. It wasn't like he was purposely being an asshole. It just came naturally to him.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: How exactly do you get banned from a pizza delivery place?" "Hey, don't judge me! Those bastards had it out for me! How exactly do you get banned from a pizza delivery place?" "Hey, don't judge me! Those bastards had it out for me!
R.L. Mathewson quotes: All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night. All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: As he was gasping for air he realized something. He was in deep shit. Haley was his life now. His woman. His heart.He was so screwed. As he was gasping for air he realized something. He was in deep shit. Haley was his life now. His woman. His heart.
He was so screwed.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Yes, but I think-" "We should go out on a date tonight? I totally agree, Yes, but I think-" "We should go out on a date tonight? I totally agree,
R.L. Mathewson quotes: his temper which would one day lead him to his very own episode of Cops. his temper which would one day lead him to his very own episode of Cops.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Oh my god, you really are insane." "Probably," he said with a shrug, "but don't worry I doubt it's hereditary so the baby should be fine. Oh my god, you really are insane." "Probably," he said with a shrug, "but don't worry I doubt it's hereditary so the baby should be fine.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: No, it's because you're f**king pathetic. You're no better than a human and to top it off you're nothing but a whore. No, it's because you're f**king pathetic. You're no better than a human and to top it off you're nothing but a whore.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: If she tried to leave without him he would burn her house down, plain and simple. If she tried to leave without him he would burn her house down, plain and simple.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Hey! I thought you said you were gay!" the man said accusingly. Without missing a beat Jason said, "She is. I'm just her bitch. Hey! I thought you said you were gay!" the man said accusingly.
Without missing a beat Jason said, "She is. I'm just her bitch.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I didn't think Joe was that desperate," one of the men grumbled."I'm not," Joe said, walking past him. "I lost a bet. I didn't think Joe was that desperate," one of the men grumbled.
"I'm not," Joe said, walking past him. "I lost a bet.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Jason bitch slapped his hand away with the dough. Jason bitch slapped his hand away with the dough.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I don't think I'd be able to fit that thing in my mouth, she said conversationally, pursing her lips up thoughtfully as she stared between his legs. I don't think I'd be able to fit that thing in my mouth, she said conversationally, pursing her lips up thoughtfully as she stared between his legs.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I'm sorry!" she said, wincing as she picked up her foot, slammed it down on his instep and took off running the second that he let go. I'm sorry!" she said, wincing as she picked up her foot, slammed it down on his instep and took off running the second that he let go.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Her father might think that she was weaker than the boys, but that didn't mean that she had to go and prove him right. Her father might think that she was weaker than the boys, but that didn't mean that she had to go and prove him right.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Then he remembered that the man was a fucking moron and that explained everything. Then he remembered that the man was a fucking moron and that explained everything.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: How could something so wrong feel so good , so right ? How could something so wrong feel so good , so right ?
R.L. Mathewson quotes: She's mom's favourite brat, my pain in the ass sister, and Eric's bitch. She's mom's favourite brat, my pain in the ass sister, and Eric's bitch.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: The Bradford appetite was a disability, damn it and should be treated as such. The Bradford appetite was a disability, damn it and should be treated as such.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: You should really be careful," Johnny added before mouthing "bitch."Oh, this was going to be a long fucking day. You should really be careful," Johnny added before mouthing "bitch."
Oh, this was going to be a long fucking day.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I'm tired and bitchy and all I want is some sleep so cuddle your ass up with me or so help me I will kill you. I'm tired and bitchy and all I want is some sleep so cuddle your ass up with me or so help me I will kill you.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I apologise for my friend's rudeness, he just learned how to to walk upright last year. I apologise for my friend's rudeness, he just learned how to to walk upright last year.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Stupid, toe curling kissing bastard Stupid, toe curling kissing bastard
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Stop calling me that!' Haley hissed softly. 'For the hundredth time, i am not the Daniel-Son to your Mr. Miyagi. Stop calling me that!' Haley hissed softly. 'For the hundredth time, i am not the Daniel-Son to your Mr. Miyagi.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I'm not asking you to love me. I'm asking you to let me love you. I'm fine if you never say it. I just want you, Madison. I'm not asking you to love me. I'm asking you to let me love you. I'm fine if you never say it. I just want you, Madison.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: It would be nice if you considered dating Haley. She's such a nice woman. It would be nice if you considered dating Haley. She's such a nice woman.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: What's going on?" he asked, trying to go for casual, but he was an asshole so casual really didn't work for him. What's going on?" he asked, trying to go for casual, but he was an asshole so casual really didn't work for him.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: He already decided she was marrying him no matter what. Informing her that they were getting married was just a courtesy He already decided she was marrying him no matter what. Informing her that they were getting married was just a courtesy
R.L. Mathewson quotes: In his opinion if a man didn't have the balls to make a move he didn't deserve the woman he desired. In his opinion if a man didn't have the balls to make a move he didn't deserve the woman he desired.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: She was his mate, his woman, his to protect, love and kill for and he would never forget that. She was his mate, his woman, his to protect, love and kill for and he would never forget that.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: You have me, Joe! You've always had me. You have me, Joe! You've always had me.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: For as long as you want me, Madison. I am your man. For as long as you want me, Madison. I am your man.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Keep it up and I'm going to kick your ass with my fists of fury! Keep it up and I'm going to kick your ass with my fists of fury!
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Jason barely stopped himself from rolling his eyes. His father was such a food slut. Jason barely stopped himself from rolling his eyes. His father was such a food slut.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: Unfortunately the wife he got was weak and a slut, something he would never allow himself to have. Unfortunately the wife he got was weak and a slut, something he would never allow himself to have.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: I don't need encouraging. I do well enough on my own. I don't need encouraging. I do well enough on my own.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: She spied the rolled up hose and made a snap decision. This ended here and now.The days of being the world's biggest pushover were over. She spied the rolled up hose and made a snap decision. This ended here and now.
The days of being the world's biggest pushover were over.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: She was probably having a few murderous thoughts of her own about any woman that touched him. Good, they were making progress. She was probably having a few murderous thoughts of her own about any woman that touched him. Good, they were making progress.
R.L. Mathewson quotes: She didn't even like the man, but she couldn't help the way her body reacted She didn't even like the man, but she couldn't help the way her body reacted
R.L. Mathewson quotes: How dare you question my taste, woman?" he demanded. "If I say you're beautiful then you're beautiful so get the hell over it! How dare you question my taste, woman?" he demanded. "If I say you're beautiful then you're beautiful so get the hell over it!

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