Breakfast Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Breakfast

Breakfast Quotes & Sayings

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If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. — Daphne Du Maurier

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. — W. Somerset Maugham

Wow. That hurt. Like a lot." Jared's face scrunches up in pain as he struggles to sit. "What did you have for breakfast? A bowl full of steroids? — T.L. McDonald

Having grown up in the Middle East, eating beans for breakfast always seemed like a bizarre British eccentricity. — Yotam Ottolenghi

You'll be reading the breakfast menu without me before you know it.
Hmm, maybe I don't want to learn French — Stephanie Perkins

What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit. — Gish Jen

The breakfast was rather silent, but not with strain. — John D. MacDonald

No bother." she assured them, even though they were kind of interrupting her breakfast. Pie was the most important meal of the day after all. — Megan Berry

My son, Simon Lewis, wants to sign up for a life where you have to do a hundred push-ups before breakfast? — Cassandra Clare

He had a dozen arguments with her before breakfast, and a thousand passionate reconciliations before he went to sleep. — Jojo Moyes

Oh, youth is a wicked, cruel thing - eating miracles with its breakfast and not knowing they are not porridge. — Elizabeth Bibesco

Come and help to carry the tray down and we'll have breakfast. What a mercy I thought of bringing the breadknife. — C.S. Lewis

People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. — Max Beerbohm

I had sadness for breakfast. — Andy Milonakis

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. — John Gunther

My mom cares that I tweeted a picture of my breakfast. She's knows I'm eating and I'm safe. — Jack Dorsey

Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast. — Quentin Tarantino

I'am looking for the book "Pancakes for Breakfast" by Tomie dePaola to read online. Can you help me with this? — Tomie DePaola

DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced. — Ambrose Bierce

When I was young, I would make my parents breakfast in bed on Saturday mornings. — Tom Douglas

Glamour can be something very simple. Glamour can be how you wash your face, how you make your breakfast. — Zac Posen

I never eat any breakfast. — Lizzie Andrew Borden

Children of heroes have glory for breakfast. — William Stafford

Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way. I ... had no words for that. — Gena Showalter

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen> — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore. — Mike Glover

My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake. — Ron Funches

Please don't disillusion me. I haven't had breakfast yet. — Orson Scott Card

For all her chic thinness, she had an almost breakfast-cereal air of health, a soap-and-lemon cleanness, a rough pink darkening of the cheeks. — Truman Capote

When you get done with breakfast we're going to head into town to do some shopping.
Oh God. It was worse than I thought. — Tammy Blackwell

A girl once came to my beery flat in Kensal Green, opened the blinds and cooked me breakfast. I married her. — Peter Capaldi

was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed." Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade! — Various

If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream "waiter, more puppy sauce! — Garrett Cook

This was Dante's. Crazy was what we had for breakfast when we ran out of Corn Flakes — Karen Chance

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. — Anne Spencer

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore

I think my work here is done. Breakfast and multiple orgasms...You won't get that at your favorite diner. — Toni Aleo

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. — Emily Mortimer

I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts. — Crystal Woods

No, no, no, no physics over breakfast! — Karen Marie Moning

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality. — Robert A. Heinlein

He was good-looking in a clean way, but he was fat. He looked like he'd eaten Ryan Seacrest for breakfast. — Renee Carlino

I had a cigarette for breakfast, just for beginners,
Cried for my lunch, and sleep for dinner. — G. Dep

What I don't like is breakfast in the morning. I have a double-espresso cappuccino, but no food. — Wolfgang Puck

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac

I always eat cake for breakfast — Stampylongnose

You started my training by buying me a beer. For breakfast. Germans are awesome. — Andy Weir

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast — Alfred A. Montapert

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast. — Winston Churchill

What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for 400,000 — Wavy Gravy

I eat death threats for breakfast! — Miriam Defensor Santiago

I would let you stay the night and then have you for breakfast, Gary said. — T.J. Klune

Lust fades after climax, love lasts until breakfast! — Tom Conrad

I need someone to eat breakfast with and watch AdventureTime with! Then, do other miscellaneous things that you can't say on Twitter! — Adrian Robinson

This is Nightside," said Deadboy. "We do ten impossible things before breakfast, just fora cheap thrill. Abandon all taboos, ye who enter here. — Simon R. Green

I usually wake up far after breakfast. So I have no other choice but to go straight to dinner. — Marilyn Manson

If," I said through my teeth, "you ever raise a hand to me again, James Fraser, I'll cut out your heart and fry it for breakfast! — Diana Gabaldon

Like love, breakfast is best when made at home. — Gina Barreca

Right now, I'm very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. — Johnny Galecki

I must have a drink of breakfast. — W.C. Fields

A lot healthier than getting socked in the stomach. Especially if you had a big breakfast. — James Patterson

Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast? — Demetri Martin

Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans. Well, roll my breakfast cause I'm a hungry man. — Big Joe Turner

It was like the way you wanted sunshine on Saturdays, or pancakes for breakfast. They just made you feel good. — Sarah Addison Allen

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast. — P. J. O'Rourke

Breakfast was over, and none had breakfasted. — Charlotte Bronte

I can direct breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I take pride in my kitchen, but I'm not going to direct a movie. — Julia Roberts

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed? — Matt Groening

A real prison breakfast" I said.
"Yeah, but we are free."
And that summed it up. — Patti Smith

I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food. — Ron Swanson

Early in the morning Rikki-tikki came to early breakfast in the veranda riding on Teddy's shoulder, — Ruskin Bond

But most important, it made me look as if I ate hidden heirlooms - and financial advisors - for breakfast. — Anne Fortier

I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it's full of vitamin D, it's a great carb, and you can get, like, some fun flavors in there. — Gracie Gold

The Emmy will have no effect on me, from the standpoint that you've still got to wash your bowl after breakfast. — Charles Keating

Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter. — Catherine Coulter

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast. — Scroobius Pip

I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs! — Chrissy Teigen

I eat strategically. If I know I'm having a big Chinese banquet tomorrow, I'm not eating a big dinner tonight, and I'm not having breakfast. — Anthony Bourdain

They tasted a new snack called Cracker Jack and a new breakfast food called Shredded Wheat. — Erik Larson

Writing's just as natural to me as getting up and cooking breakfast. — Dolly Parton

pushing away his breakfast plate of mushrooms and moss sauce. — R.A. Salvatore

He's brought me breakfast. In bed. And
he's done it shirtless. Women of America, be jealous. — Jasinda Wilder

I spend my days photographing beautiful things for other people. ... Two of my favorite things: breakfast + morning light. — Jennifer Causey

Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night?
You see how fast reality fades away? — Chuck Palahniuk

There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for ... — Peter De Vries

I can accomplish more before breakfast than I used to do in a day. — Laura Vanderkam

Breakfast with the Borgias. — Agatha Christie

The omelette tasted like flannel. — James Blish

I always wanted to be a movie star. I thought it meant being famous and having breakfast in bed. I didn't know you had to be up at 4:00 a.m. — June Allyson

I get bombed for breakfast in the morning, I get bombed for dinner. — Elton John

I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself. — P.G. Wodehouse

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care. — Busy Philipps

Personally, I enjoy a bowl of brown rice for breakfast most of the time. — Kathy Freston

Get used to eating cold toast. Draw your breakfast every day. Then eat it. — Danny Gregory

Going away from the people who ate shadows for breakfast and steam for lunch and vapors for dinner. — Ray Bradbury

I love to try new restaurants and breakfast places I can take my son to. — Beth Riesgraf

Oatmeal is a cheap and healthy breakfast. — Marcus Samuelsson

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary. — Robert A. Heinlein

He looked like a vulture dissatisfied with its breakfast corpse. — P.G. Wodehouse

It took determination to be really strange. That, or absinthe before breakfast every day. — Kerry Greenwood