Boyfriend Funny Quotes
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Boyfriend Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund
I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.
— M.D. Saperstein
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
— Jo Brand
The act of tattooing one's skin was a tranformative declaration of power, an announcment to the world: I am in control of my own flesh.
— Dan Brown
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business.
— Barbara Kingsolver
In a state of self-pity, one may retreat from the world in which one has been blessed to live.
— Amor Towles
Listen with your heart, not your brain. the heart only knows TRUTH!
— Sherri Bridges Fox
Writers are the exorcists of their own demons.
— Mario Vargas-Llosa
How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?
— Russell Brand
Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.
— Denis Norden
We're only five years apart," I said defiantly. "If you look at some of those dysfunctional vampyre relationships, we're near normal.
— Heather Heffner
I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.
— Kylie Scott
You say freak, I say unique.
— Christian Baloga
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
— Jimmy Fallon
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.
— Eugene Ormandy
You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
— Libba Bray
I was a personality before I became a person - I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy and driven.
— Barbra Streisand