Boner Quotes
Collection of top 30 famous quotes about Boner
Boner Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Boner quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me omg boner.
— Leah Raeder
I get a total lady boner. My lady bits are way too happy. So happy it's crying juicy tears.
— Belle Aurora
There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the boner in his pants.
— Rosanna Leo
You got a boner over my little brother." I
— T.J. Klune
Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video
— Ashton Irwin
Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.
— Gwen Hayes
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone ... forever?
— Adam Carolla
You should approach each book you should approach life
with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point. — Sherman Alexie
Are you wearing the red heels? She asked.Yes.
God, she replied, his boner is going to be ENORMOUS. — Christina Lauren
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
— Barry Webster
You're the one sitting there with a boner. You'llterrify your charity guys, walking in with that thing pointing
at them. — Sherilee Gray
She was the Little Red Riding Hood in this situation and I was the Big Bad Wolf with a big bad boner.
— Penelope Ward
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.
— Jack Barakat
After being dry for a couple a weeks, three cocktails went down quicker than a boner in a busted rubber.
— Brian Azzarello
this siren totally popped a lady boner. Des
— Laura Thalassa
Life is like a boner: long and hard.
— Jill Shalvis
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
— Dana Gould
That pretty-boy king went down like a boner in church.
— Laura Thalassa
Letter to My Boner
— January Nelson
Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone," I commented to Ryan."Or just one with a boner. — Stacey Marie Brown
Hey self, Stop having a lady boner moment!
— Georgia Cates
I saw your foner." "Foner?" "Your female boner.
— H.J. Bellus
