Black Funny Quotes
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Black Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
— Lewis Black
If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
— Lewis Black
Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.
— Lauren London
Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen
— Olivia Cunning
Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto
I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
— Milton Jones
You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair.
— Taylor Swift
This is Sailor Supergirl," George says. "She knows all about black holes.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
He says black, I say white and we do grey
— Lazaro Hernandez
Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
— Rita Rudner
Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.
— Natasha Leggero
The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.
— David C. Holley
Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me ... that's black ...
— Danielle O'Hara
I know how to be funny to black audiences.
— Brandon T. Jackson
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
— Lewis Black
You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.
— Kaje Harper
Hang your merit. I don't seek anyone's approbation.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.
— Scott Lynch
No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little.
— Jay Black
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
— J.K. Rowling
I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic.
— Kevin Chapman
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
— Stevie Wonder
He looks like a horse in a man costume!
— Dylan Moran
How's your head?" the larger man asked."Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's worth right
now. — Tricia Owens
How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time.
— Robin Black
Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?
— Frankie Boyle
I had a funny feeling he was sizing up the situation and somehow I was to blame for his sleepyalbeit really,really nice
fondling. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
You've been popping into the fire every hour?' Harry said, half laughing.'Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear. — J.K. Rowling
I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?
— Cilla Black
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
— Oscar Wilde
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.
— Whitney Cummings
Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember when it started or why it started, it's just something that I NEEDED.
— Jack Black
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
— Lewis Black
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
— Lewis Black
I'm simpley one hell of a butler.
— Sebastian Michealis
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
— Lewis Black
Every Friday is black where I work.
— The Covert Comic
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
— George Carlin
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh.
— Melissa Walker
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
— Flip Wilson
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
— Lewis Black
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
— Lewis Black
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
— Lewis Black
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
— Henny Youngman
Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.
— Jack Black
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.
— Hannibal Buress
Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
— George Lopez
Funny how morality, which always seems so black and white can be influenced so completely by what you were raised to believe.
— Neal Shusterman
