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You'll move on, too," I said. "Everybody's looking for love.
— Matthew Johnson
Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday
— Deepika Padukone
Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying? (Seeing all her children assembled at her bedside in her last illness.)
— Nancy Astor The Viscountess Astor
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
— Steven Wright
If Monsieur X spent an eternity studying treatises on optics, he would never paint 'La Grande Jatte.'
— Felix Feneon
If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry.
— Kami Garcia
In 1850, one in four American babies died before his or her first birthday.
— Martin J. Blaser
If I knew birthday presents made her this excited, I would have bought her one the day I met her. And every day since then.
— Colleen Hoover
Fabulous Aunt Fancy had died on her sixtieth birthday while parachuting from an airplane.
— Nancy Thayer
So then you ask her when her birthday is, and she says, Hmm, I don't really remember being born
— Ruth Ozeki
As at this. Mrs. Southcott had recently attained her five-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic
— Charles Dickens
The other day I ... uh, no, that wasn't me.
— Steven Wright
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
— Robert Frost
Go fuck a fifteen-year old."
"Her birthday was in March. She's sixteen now."
"I'm hanging up on you. — Tiffany Reisz
"Her birthday was in March. She's sixteen now."
"I'm hanging up on you. — Tiffany Reisz
When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love.
— Cody Johnson
She knew what he had in mind.
He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday.
There was no doubt as to what her answer would be. — Jana Oliver
He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday.
There was no doubt as to what her answer would be. — Jana Oliver
Here's to honor. Get on her. Stay on her. If you fall off. Get back on her. If you can't cum in her. Cum on her! Happy Birthday Man!
— Kimberly Lauren
Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes.
— Anthony Liccione
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
— Erma Bombeck
An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day.
— Mallory Ortberg
Don't worry about her. It was only her birthday, after all. This was only her party.
— Marissa Meyer
My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
— Guy Johnson
When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party ... you better be a damned fairy.
— Tony Hawk
My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.
— Robert Webb
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.
— E. Jean Carroll