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Birth Control Funny Quotes By James Ramsey Ullman: We are so clothed in rationalization and dissemblance

We are so clothed in rationalization and dissemblance that we can recognize but dimly the deep primal impulses that motivate us. — James Ramsey Ullman

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Gabrielle Zevin: Death is a state of mindmany people on

Death is a state of mind
many people on Earth spend their entire lives dead. — Gabrielle Zevin

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. — Jay Leno

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Michelle Phan: It's a deeper connection when you meet someone

It's a deeper connection when you meet someone online and talk to them every day. — Michelle Phan

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Tupac Shakur: I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS SOCIETY! First they

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS SOCIETY! First they try to murder me then they lie to me! — Tupac Shakur

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Andrew Bird: When I'm onstage, I'm completely comfortable, and I

When I'm onstage, I'm completely comfortable, and I feel very vital and alive. — Andrew Bird

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Melika Dannese Lux: Stefan needed me. Ha! Stefan needed me, as

Stefan needed me. Ha! Stefan needed me, as what? His next meal? — Melika Dannese Lux

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Jeff Goodell: Coal boosters like to tout coal as cheap

Coal boosters like to tout coal as cheap and plentiful - well, not anymore. At least not in China. — Jeff Goodell

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I was a poster child ... for birth

I was a poster child ... for birth control! — Rodney Dangerfield

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: Should women be on any pills besides birth

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. — Adam Carolla

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Dean McAmmond: I don't have concussion problems. I have got

I don't have concussion problems. I have got a problem with people giving me traumatic blows to the head, that's what I have got a problem with. — Dean McAmmond

Birth Control Funny Quotes By Thomas Kinkade: My paintings always feature trails that dissolve into

My paintings always feature trails that dissolve into mysterious areas, patches of light that lead the eye around corners, pathways, open gates, etc. — Thomas Kinkade