Bill'em Quotes

True patriotism is doing something for your country. — Bill Maher

The reality is that most innovative work is incremental improvement. It's about staying ahead of trends as opposed to reacting to trends. — Bill Sheridan

Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet! — Bill Walton

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up. — Bill Hicks

It's like stealing WiFi from the universe. — Bill Tarlin

My professional life has been about public service. My personal life I define very intently through my family. — Bill De Blasio

To the degree that God gives us the grace to see Him, our lives and our ministries will become fruitful and effective. — Bill Mills

I believe the Patriot Act strikes the right balance needed to protect our freedom and security. — Bill Owens

I cry a lot. Usually once a day. I think it's one of the most profound forms of human expression. — Bill Viola

For us, the universe goes only as far as light has travelled in the billions of years since the universe was formed. — Bill Bryson

We have assumed control where once we worked with what we were given. — Bill McKibben

I guess all songs is folk songs. I never heard no horse sing 'em. — Big Bill Broonzy

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.' — Bill Bailey

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think. — Bill Watterson

Only one thing is certain: we live on a knife edge. In — Bill Bryson

I don't have dating tips. — Bill Keller

Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude. — Bill Mauldin

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. — Bill Watterson

The Four Rules of Life:
1. Show Up 2. Pay Attention 3.Tell the Truth 4. Don't be upset at the results. — Bill Vaughan

All the faith and good will in the world is wasted without direction. — Bill Owens

My father always read obituaries to me out loud, not because he was maudlin or morbid, but because they were mini biographies. — Bill Paxton

You don't want your kids to hear songs of this nature ...
But you take em to the movies to watch Schwarzenegger! — Bushwick Bill

Photographers, like kids, should be seen and not heard. — Bill Jay

Making English grammar conform to Latin rules is like asking people to play baseball using the rules of football. — Bill Bryson

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. — Bill Watterson

It is the patchiness of the record that makes each new find look so sudden and distinct from all the others. — Bill Bryson

The economic freedom that made the U.S. economy the leader of the world has given way toa rigged, controlled, and regulated economy. — Bill Bonner

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. — Bill Watterson

My musical influences are from the '50s: Bill Evans, Miles Davis and Ahmad Jamal. — Michael Moriarty

Lucy constituted only 28 per cent of a half skeleton (and only about 20 per cent of a full one). — Bill Bryson

Sometimes, I think Bill forgets that I am sixteen. But I am very happy that he does. — Stephen Chbosky

The average asteroid actually will be about one and a half million kilometres from its nearest neighbour. — Bill Bryson

I didn't play after the Grateful Dead stopped playing. I didn't touch anything for three or four months, and I just got pretty crazy. — Bill Kreutzmann

A full, rich drawing style is a drawback. — Bill Griffith

Life is so simple, really. Think through what people want, watch what others fail to give them, and provide it. Then bill'em. — Stuart Wilde

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? — Bill Watterson

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze 'em? — Bill Watterson

Great organizations demand a high level of commitment by the people involved. — Bill Gates

his facetious grace in writing," and much else. — Bill Bryson

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real. — Bill Hicks

The original 'Caddyshack' with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray is one of the best comedies ever made. — Jonathan Silverman

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up. — Bill Cosby

You're just too poor to get rich. — Bill James

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years. — Bill Hicks

I like linebackers. I collect 'em. You can't have too many good ones. — Bill Parcells

The temporary good is enemy to the permanent best. — Bill W.

The difference between self-confidence and conceit is as simple as love and fear. Jesus was self-confident ... Hitler was afraid. — Bill Crawford

Government can take your money at gunpoint; businesses have to persuade you. — Bill Whittle

HOBBES:
All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. — Bill Watterson

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth. — Bill Hicks

The best practice you can get is on the bandstand, but in between gigs I feel I have to stay in shape. — Bill Bruford

The way you think either expresses or undermines faith. — Bill Johnson

I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle. — Bill Wyman

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked. — Bill Murray

Our job is not to answer questions, its to ask the right questions ... that get us to the right answer. — Bill Buxton

The world has no hold on you. Whatever has a hold on you comes from your mind. — Bill Porter

If you knew who God made you to be, you'd never want to be anyone else. — Bill Johnson

That's what scares me, Gideon. You don't know what you're worth."
"Actually, I do. Twelve bill - " "Shut up. — Sylvia Day

I remember being unbelievable bummed when 'Freaks and Geeks' was canceled. — Bill Hader

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? — Bill Burr

Every relationship is work. — Bill Hader

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.' — Bill Maher

My harmony is passable but is usually made more eloquent at the hands of Steve Hamilton. — Bill Bruford

I played baseball because I could make more money doing that than I could doing anything else. — Bill Terry

Well,' Bill said, 'we might as well have another drink.' 'Damned good idea,' Mike said. 'One never gets anywhere by discussing finances. — Ernest Hemingway,

Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce. — Bernard Goldberg

The leader's (Jeff Denson's) superb bowing.. showcasing Denson's haunting vocals — Bill Milkowski

I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything. — Tim McGraw

Well, I don't think there's any need for people to focus on my career. — Bill Gates

The four most important words in the English language are, "What do you think?" Listen to your people and learn. — J.W. "Bill" Marriott Jr.

When we dream with God, we become the masterpieces of His imagination. — Bill Johnson

I never drop a player I only make changes. — Bill Shankly

'I don't know' has become 'I don't know yet'. — Bill Gates

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? — Bill Hicks

Hi,Hello,Wuzzup?,cool,now.g'bye! — Bill Nye The Science Guy

I'm one of those that have said, one of my key principles is I will not support a health care reform bill that is not deficit-neutral, period. — Mike Ross

My personal philosophy is I'm running a 100-yard dash, and I haven't reached the end. — Bill Kurtis

A lot of my fears and anxieties are the fears and anxieties of a six-year-old boy. When I finally confront them, they're really small. — Bill Burr

If your culture doesn't like geeks, you are in real trouble. — Bill Gates

I'm a great coder. But I am not pushing that so much anymore because there are thousands of great coders. — Bill Budge

Defeat is worse than death because you live with defeat. — Bill Musselman

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you. — Charlaine Harris

You could not even pay anyone to say something bad about Bill. — Brandon Cruz

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

If you can't fill the till, then don't pass the bill. — Ann Richards

[Concerning Lyotard's ideology:]... Theory ought to be recognized as part of the problem, not as a potential solution. — Bill Readings

Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?
- Eric, club dead. — Charlaine Harris

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong. — Bill Maher

Behind all the years of practice and all the hours of glory waits that inexorable terror of living without the game. — Bill Bradley

If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains. — Bill Shankly

Simplicity is the soul of modern elegance. — Bill Blass

Thousands of people could've done what Bill Gates did at that moment, but they didn't. Gates acted upon the moment. — RosettaBooks

Once you embrace unpleasant news, not as a negative but as evidence of a need for change, you aren't defeated by it. You're learning from it. — Bill Gates

And I think, What's the opposite of suffocation? — Bill Konigsberg

As a forgiven son, I am justified, cleansed, washed clean. This is a greater reality than my sinful past. — Bill Johnson

Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive. — Bill Watterson

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

Jesus did not live in reaction to the devil. He lived in response to the Father. — Bill Johnson

In another couple centuries I'm sure that worldview won't even exist. There's no evidence for it. — Bill Nye

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. — Bill Watterson