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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
— Bill Bailey
There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
— Bill Bailey
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard
— Bill Bailey
Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
— Bill Bailey
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
— Bill Bailey
I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
— Bill Bailey
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
— Bill Bailey
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight!
— Bill Bailey
But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"
— Bill Bailey
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.
— Bill Bailey
This shed does not contain me.
— Bill Bailey
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
— Bill Bailey
"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?
— Bill Bailey
Thank God for Darwin, eh?
— Bill Bailey
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
— Bill Bailey
Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey