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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
— Bette Midler
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
— Bette Midler
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
— Bette Midler
Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
— Bette Midler
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
— Bette Midler
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
— Bette Midler
You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.
— Bette Midler
I want it all - and I would like it delivered.
— Bette Midler
The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
— Bette Midler
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
— Bette Midler
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
— Bette Midler
Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you
— Bette Midler
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
— Bette Midler
If you wants something done, you'd better do it yourself - or ask another woman to do it.
— Bette Midler
If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
— Bette Midler
I never know how much of what I say is true.
— Bette Midler
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
— Bette Midler
When I moved to New York City in 1965, I wanted to be in theater. I was following my Ethel Barrymore dream. But I was too young to be Ethel.
— Bette Midler
Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
— Bette Midler
I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
— Bette Midler
I mean, can I really create a full, three-dimensional character? I don't know anymore. I'm certainly going to try.
— Bette Midler
[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
— Bette Midler
I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
— Bette Midler
GOD is watching us, from a Distance ...
— Bette Midler
Most people are awestruck when they see Lady Gaga and Bette Midler, but then the queen comes in.
— Jake Shimabukuro
I'm so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you've been-what's the word?-oh yes: 'fired.'
— Bette Midler
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
— Bette Midler
Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
— Bette Midler
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.
— Bette Midler
Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?
— Bette Midler
There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that.
— Robert Urich
If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.
— Bette Midler
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
— Bette Midler
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
— Bette Midler
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
— Bette Midler
There's a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don't really do with your family.
— Bette Midler
I already have a Tony for my Broadway concert in '73. It's one of the most precious things I've won.
— Bette Midler
If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
— Bette Midler
Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
— Bette Midler
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
— Bette Midler
If you're frightened, you're out of luck.
— Bette Midler
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
— Bette Midler
Education is my next big thing. When music and art were taken out of the schools, I went berserk!
— Bette Midler
A lot of people have called me the black Bette Midler, and I regard that as a compliment.
— Vesta Williams
I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me?
— Bette Midler
I'm working my way toward divinity.
— Bette Midler
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
— Bette Midler
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
— Bette Midler
I sold my soul to rock and roll.
— Bette Midler
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
— Bette Midler
I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening ... that's the art.
— Bette Midler
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don't believe it. I don't believe it for one minute. He hasn't been to one of my shows.
— Bette Midler
I learned to accept the audience's happiness for me, which is one of the hardest things for me to learn.
— Bette Midler
Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there's a seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes a rose.
— Bette Midler
The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick.
— Bette Midler
My husband calls it winging it - the way I just took what the studios gave me, didn't do my homework and avoided roles that would risk my image.
— Bette Midler
Do I understand this right? I'm being marked down?
— Bette Midler
Total contentment is only for cows.
— Bette Midler
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
— Bette Midler
I don't think I had the aspiration to be a star growing up. I loved Madonna and Bette Midler, and I had my karaoke machine and would sing their songs.
— Mandy Moore
I met Bette Midler, who I absolutely love.
— Lesley Nicol
I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.
— Bette Midler
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.
— Bette Midler