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Hope is a necessity for normal life and the major weapon against the suicide impulse.
— Karl A. Menninger
I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.
— Neil Gaiman
The movie business has always been like the wild-catting oil business. Everyone wants a gusher.
— Michael Eisner
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
— Christopher Plummer
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
It makes no difference what Christ or Buddha said.
— Marty Rubin
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
— Russell Howard
I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen.
— Mario Andretti
I don't have to justify its awesomeness/activeness/healthiness/usefulness to anyone, because it is MINE. Not yours.
— Lindy West
My dad has no control over who works with me. Me, me and me alone has to take responsibility for anything.
— Shane MacGowan
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
— Joan Rivers
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
— Lewis Black
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
— Melanie Clark Pullen
I have never done a stroke of work in my life.
— Tony Sarg
Be quick without hurrying.
— John Wooden
The greatest lesson we can learn from the past ... is that freedom is at the core of every successful nation in the world.
— Frederick Chiluba
I don't really have dream roles. Every single time I've gotten a great job, it's far exceeded my expectations and my dreams.
— David Oakes
I only ever wanted to be an actress, not a star.
— Teresa Wright
From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.
— John Ratzenberger
The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
— Boris Johnson