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Well I won't back down
No I won't back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down — Tom Petty

I went into umpiring at age 16. I got into officiating because of the fact that I could not stand the referees that worked our basketball games. — Doug Harvey

A Lady with a Lamp shall stand In the great history of the land, A noble type of good, Heroic womanhood. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

For my prom I really wanted to wear a bright color - something that was going to pop and stand out. — Shay Mitchell

Ultimately, I just decided stand-up comedy is a huge commitment, and if you want to be the best, you have to give it one hundred per cent. — Deirdre O'Kane

Can you live with that? Can you be so fucking selfless to take me at my worst, my best, my messed-up self and stand by me even when I break? — Pepper Winters

I can't stand men crying. It's wrong, isn't it? Their faces aren't made for it, they kind of crumple; it's painful to watch. — Rachel Ward

I stand by whatever I read from Univision. — Donald Trump

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. — Carine Roitfeld

And Finally I put down the last and the best advice I knew, on growing older. 'Stand up straight and try not to get fat. — Diana Gabaldon

As he stalked back toward the produce stand. If the Canton gang had stooped to harassing women, — Jeri Smith-Ready

Realize I'm done, so I close my mouth and stand there waiting for the paramedics, or whoever comes with the straightjacket. — Jandy Nelson

Stop looking out, start looking in. Be your own best friend. Stand up and say, hey, this is mine! — Sammy Hagar

We stand separate from the world because of our gifts. Never forget that, because you may be sure the world never will. — P.C. Cast

I love being in public places, but I can't stand long, drawn-out music festivals. — Lamorne Morris

The thing is, it helps when people stand up to them, it gives everyone hope. — J.K. Rowling

TLC, which used to stand for The Learning Channel but now stands for Titillating Losers for Cash, — Celia Rivenbark

A good friend is the one who stand up for you and not the one who sells you out — Beta Metani'Marashi

I do some of my best stand-up comedy during sound checks. — Madonna Ciccone

You're bruised, as ugly as one of your Cyclops, and I can barely stand to look at you. - Duncan to Madelyne. — Julie Garwood

Anne of Austria, wife of Louis XIII of France, had such an aversion to roses that she could not stand seeing one even in a painting. — Allen Lacy

It's always better to sit on your dignity in private than to stand on it in public. — Mark Lawrence

And I might collapse from the cold anyway. How do you stand it, Rache? Tink's titties, I think parts of me fell off. — Kim Harrison

When I stand on a street in a Canadian city and look across the street, it couldn't be anywhere but Canada, but how can I prove it? — Margaret Mead

I was raised to stand up for myself, if I feel I'm in the right. Maybe it would have been best if I'd just gone home with my swollen cheek. — Shannen Doherty

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles. — Norm MacDonald

Men of honor, men of God in a healthy society, stand in defense of justice — Sunday Adelaja

The best thing we can do is be a servant of God. It does good to stand up and serve others. — Fred Shuttlesworth

If you plan to be an artist you need to learn how to take criticism and stand up for your work. If you don't love it, no one will. — Jen Frederick

Your life was meant to be epic. Stand up for your best today. — Robin Sharma

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do. — Patton Oswalt

I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's. — Terry Pratchett

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. — Marcus Brigstocke

I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle. — Jack Whitehall

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. — Denis Leary

Sometimes it's better to let people handle their own problems. Sometimes just believing in someone is the best way to stand up for them. — Hisaya Nakajo

It is my hope that as South Carolina senators, that we will stand up for what is best and good about our state. — Clementa C. Pinckney

I loved fighting ... It gave me the opportunity to prove myself, to stand up and say, 'I'm the best. I matter. I am.' — Joe Frazier

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something. — Elayne Boosler

When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one. — Jennifer Coolidge

The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. — Pauly Shore

I just want to be great. I want to stand out, be a great leader for this defense, and I'm just trying to leave it all out on the field. — Lawrence Timmons

We just wanna see where we stand at right now with our fans. — Method Man

Only you get to decide how you stand, what you stand for, and when you do it. — Penny Reid

Americans, at our best, stand up to bullies and fight those who seek to demean and degrade others. — Cory Booker

I can't stand films that make the kids out to be heroes and the parents to be imbeciles. — Molly Ringwald

I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life. — Judy Gold

I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up. — Bram Stoker

The history of using mice to stand in for humans in medical experiments is replete with failures. — Gary Wolf

I can't think of any more powerful moment than when you stand on a stage. — Irving Azoff

You should always stand up for what you believe and never stand down to promise or protect your career. — Debra L. Lee

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner. — Jerry Seinfeld

Books, I found, had the power to make time
stand still, retreat or fly into the future. — Jim Bishop

The strong man is the man who can stand up for his rights and not hit back. — Martin Luther King Jr.

I have learned that particularly clever ideas do not always stand up under close scrutiny. — Elizabeth Peters

Stand a little less between me and the sun. Diogenes and I. — Diogenes Laertius

Just give him the medicine!" I scream at her. "Give it to him! Who are you, anyway, to decide how much pain he can stand! — Suzanne Collins

For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? And when the earth shall claim your limbs, then shall you truly dance. — Kahlil Gibran

I cannot stand this any longer. I don't know where I'm going. I suspect that I am not going anywhere at all, just away — Veronica Roth

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties. — Robert Breault

If you doubt yourself, then indeed you stand on shaky ground. — Henrik Ibsen

It takes something to stand out a little, and you can't swing a dead cat on Ganymede without hitting five botany PhDs. — James S.A. Corey

Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead. — Philip K. Dick

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up. — Bill Cosby

Books are so strong, you can break their spines and they will still stand for eternity. — Donald J. Bingle

Keep being bold on the page, and in life, and people cannot ignore you forever. — Don Roff

Because the human history is the history of shoes. The history of places where we ever tread and stand. — Stebby Julionatan

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself. — Patton Oswalt

Long-lasting victory can never be separated from a long-lasting stand on the foundation of the cross. — Watchman Nee

For some of us life is so fantastic we can't stand it. — Lawrence Fagg

If you don't stand sincere by your words
how sincere can the people be?
Take great care over words, treasure them. — Lao-Tzu