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Well I won't back downNo I won't back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down — Tom Petty
A Lady with a Lamp shall stand In the great history of the land, A noble type of good, Heroic womanhood.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
For my prom I really wanted to wear a bright color - something that was going to pop and stand out.
— Shay Mitchell
Ultimately, I just decided stand-up comedy is a huge commitment, and if you want to be the best, you have to give it one hundred per cent.
— Deirdre O'Kane
Can you live with that? Can you be so fucking selfless to take me at my worst, my best, my messed-up self and stand by me even when I break?
— Pepper Winters
I can't stand men crying. It's wrong, isn't it? Their faces aren't made for it, they kind of crumple; it's painful to watch.
— Rachel Ward
I stand by whatever I read from Univision.
— Donald Trump
Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall.
— Carine Roitfeld
And Finally I put down the last and the best advice I knew, on growing older. 'Stand up straight and try not to get fat.
— Diana Gabaldon
As he stalked back toward the produce stand. If the Canton gang had stooped to harassing women,
— Jeri Smith-Ready
Realize I'm done, so I close my mouth and stand there waiting for the paramedics, or whoever comes with the straightjacket.
— Jandy Nelson
Stop looking out, start looking in. Be your own best friend. Stand up and say, hey, this is mine!
— Sammy Hagar
TLC, which used to stand for The Learning Channel but now stands for Titillating Losers for Cash,
— Celia Rivenbark
A good friend is the one who stand up for you and not the one who sells you out
— Beta Metani'Marashi
I do some of my best stand-up comedy during sound checks.
— Madonna Ciccone
You're bruised, as ugly as one of your Cyclops, and I can barely stand to look at you. - Duncan to Madelyne.
— Julie Garwood
And I might collapse from the cold anyway. How do you stand it, Rache? Tink's titties, I think parts of me fell off.
— Kim Harrison
When I stand on a street in a Canadian city and look across the street, it couldn't be anywhere but Canada, but how can I prove it?
— Margaret Mead
I was raised to stand up for myself, if I feel I'm in the right. Maybe it would have been best if I'd just gone home with my swollen cheek.
— Shannen Doherty
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
— Norm MacDonald
The best thing we can do is be a servant of God. It does good to stand up and serve others.
— Fred Shuttlesworth
If you plan to be an artist you need to learn how to take criticism and stand up for your work. If you don't love it, no one will.
— Jen Frederick
I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.
— Terry Pratchett
I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.
— Marcus Brigstocke
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
— Jack Whitehall
Sometimes it's better to let people handle their own problems. Sometimes just believing in someone is the best way to stand up for them.
— Hisaya Nakajo
It is my hope that as South Carolina senators, that we will stand up for what is best and good about our state.
— Clementa C. Pinckney
I loved fighting ... It gave me the opportunity to prove myself, to stand up and say, 'I'm the best. I matter. I am.'
— Joe Frazier
Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.
— Elayne Boosler
When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.
— Jennifer Coolidge
I just want to be great. I want to stand out, be a great leader for this defense, and I'm just trying to leave it all out on the field.
— Lawrence Timmons
Americans, at our best, stand up to bullies and fight those who seek to demean and degrade others.
— Cory Booker
I can't stand films that make the kids out to be heroes and the parents to be imbeciles.
— Molly Ringwald
I'm a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.
— Bram Stoker
The history of using mice to stand in for humans in medical experiments is replete with failures.
— Gary Wolf
You should always stand up for what you believe and never stand down to promise or protect your career.
— Debra L. Lee
Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
— Jerry Seinfeld
The strong man is the man who can stand up for his rights and not hit back.
— Martin Luther King Jr.
I have learned that particularly clever ideas do not always stand up under close scrutiny.
— Elizabeth Peters
Stand a little less between me and the sun. Diogenes and I.
— Diogenes Laertius
Just give him the medicine!" I scream at her. "Give it to him! Who are you, anyway, to decide how much pain he can stand!
— Suzanne Collins
I cannot stand this any longer. I don't know where I'm going. I suspect that I am not going anywhere at all, just away
— Veronica Roth
Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.
— Robert Breault
It takes something to stand out a little, and you can't swing a dead cat on Ganymede without hitting five botany PhDs.
— James S.A. Corey
Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead.
— Philip K. Dick
If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up. — Bill Cosby
Books are so strong, you can break their spines and they will still stand for eternity.
— Donald J. Bingle
Because the human history is the history of shoes. The history of places where we ever tread and stand.
— Stebby Julionatan
Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.
— Patton Oswalt
Long-lasting victory can never be separated from a long-lasting stand on the foundation of the cross.
— Watchman Nee
For some of us life is so fantastic we can't stand it.
— Lawrence Fagg
