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You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way. — Tracy McMillan

I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd. — Peter Dinklage

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski

Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with "It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus — Soraya Diase Coffelt

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling. — Doug Larson

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries. — Claire Cook

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle

Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real. — Floyd Landis

So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world? — Mindee Arnett

Prayer is not adult letters written to Santa Claus, and God is not some parent-like figure up in the sky who's going to take care of us. — John Shelby Spong

He would be billed, in short, as being something like Jesus Christ, Albert Einstein, Alexander the Great, and Santa Claus all rolled into one. Not — James Friend

Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic! — Kathryn Perez

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat. — H.L. Mencken

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. — Steven Wright

Grandmother's knee is a wonderful place to learn about the Bible, ghosts, and even Santa Claus, but a mighty poor place to learn about history. — L.B. Taylor Jr.

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts. — Dennis Franz

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! — Francis Pharcellus Church

Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does. — Orson Scott Card

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? — Rush Limbaugh

Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus. — Chuck Palahniuk

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory

All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes. — Maud Lindsay

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus. — Annie Dillard

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental. — Julia Sweeney

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone

I felt like a kid at Santa Claus's funeral. — David Gerrold

Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J.R. Ward

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane