Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus. ...

Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus. (Chuck Palahniuk)

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Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.