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Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British and all European society now is Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: When you're the only pea in the pod, When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond. Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Americans like fat books and thin women. Americans like fat books and thin women. Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: The worst thing about the miracle of modern The worst thing about the miracle of modern communications is the Pavlovian pressure it places upon everyone to communicate whenever a bell rings. Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: The biographer's problem is that he never knows The biographer's problem is that he never knows enough. The autobiographer's problem is that he knows too much. Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Every day and in every way, baseball gets Every day and in every way, baseball gets fancier. A few more years and they'll be playing on oriental rugs. Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: The best advice I can give anybody about The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don't do it. I have been out there. It is a mess. Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Research is a scientific activity dedicated to discovering Research is a scientific activity dedicated to discovering what makes grass green. Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: I frankly admit to not knowing who I I frankly admit to not knowing who I am. This is why I refuse to buy clothes that will tell people who I want them to think I am. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Schoolteachers seemed determined to persuade me that 'classic' Schoolteachers seemed determined to persuade me that 'classic' is a synonym for 'narcotic'. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Journalism was being whittled away by a Wall Journalism was being whittled away by a Wall Street theory that profits can be maximized by minimizing the product. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Journalism talk is part of the nonstop background Journalism talk is part of the nonstop background noise of American life. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: A day spent praising the earth and lamenting A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man's pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: In America, it is sport that is the In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: When it comes to cars, only two varieties When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: A railroad station? That was sort of a A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Listen once in a while. It's amazing what Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Watergate left Washington a city ravaged by honesty. Watergate left Washington a city ravaged by honesty. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Scientists have been struck by the fact that Scientists have been struck by the fact that things that break down virtually never get lost, while things that get lost hardly ever break down. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity. Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: People who say you're just as old as People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Humans treat time as a map and always Humans treat time as a map and always know where they are located on it and respond with the appropriate emotion. — Russell Baker
Best Russell Baker Quotes By Russell Baker: Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. — Russell Baker